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- I wish I could be excited about this Netflix email I just received: "Space Chimps arriving on or around: Thursday, Jul 09, 2009."12:59 PM Jul 8th from web
- @vendettajones @jrat_nunya We got the hell out before sampling local treats or experiencing antics of bereaved attempting to view MJ's body.8:23 PM Jul 1st from web
- Drove through Solvang to see what it was like; had to take detour to avoid Neverland Ranch gawkers returning to the freeway.7:20 PM Jul 1st from web
- @jrat_nunya Si! SoCal! In Cambria at the moment.8:27 AM Jun 27th from web
- My dop kit is groddier than a dop kit should be.11:13 PM Jun 26th from web
- @instamuse What's the story with that metal disc anyhow? Is it to hide what's underneath?7:16 PM Jun 24th from web
- @Jennif Or I could alternately use (to quote my dad) "pantywaist!"7:15 PM Jun 24th from web
- @_milky No one puts Admiral Ackbar in the corner!7:13 PM Jun 24th from web
- A good designer is a visual communicator, not a decorator. No matter how I word that, it's going to sound like the words of a fussypants.2:57 PM Jun 24th from web
- @instamuse Is that a sliding scale per infraction, like $200 for Tevas, $400 for flip flops... ?11:03 AM Jun 24th from web
- I guess I'm destined to live the rest of my life having dreams about final exams in high school and waiting tables during a rush.10:22 AM Jun 24th from web
- @jrat_nunya That broken squelch will get gamey if you don't treat it. See a doctor, man!10:36 PM Jun 23rd from web
- #earworm An unfortunate mash-up of "Don't Worry Be Happy" and "Do You Want To" by Franz Ferdinand.5:03 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Tip of the day: avoid using restroom if it features a sign reading, "Extra Cleaning Required."12:32 PM Jun 23rd from web
- @_milky I'm stepping up my social networking activity. I'm getting involved, man.12:30 PM Jun 23rd from web
- @Edubya Much obliged, ma'am.11:02 AM Jun 23rd from web
- I've noticed a lot of young women lately have been dressing like either Chrissy or Mrs. Roper from "Three's Company."10:16 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Making efforts to enjoy the simple pleasures, as opposed to, you know, the complicated pleasures.11:09 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Summer peaches are kicking my ass with their deliciousness.12:25 PM Jun 22nd from web
- The days are still getting longer. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8cty66:33 PM Jun 16th from Blip.fm
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