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  1. @lindsaycampbell the one time that happened, I bought me & a friend iced coffee.
  2. Eye doctor taking a scan of my retinas: That was a great picture. Me: Thank you. My retinas love to be photographed.
  3. @thatgirlallison mmmmm Strongbow! When I could drink all night and be fine at 7am. *sigh*
  4. Seeing The Brothers/Sisters Part 2 (@ The Public Theater in NYC) http://4sq.com/2iLoFc
  5. @KhaliahWilliams THey keep driving around in parades yelling 'Happy Hanukkah!" I think they wanted to convert me. LIke Charlotte.
  6. Man in Hanukkah van: Come on in! Me: I can't, you're a stranger! Man: I'm not a stranger, I'm a Jewish man!
  7. @mayinthebay @heckleher Yes to Angel Red!! 0nly avail online. You need one with blue undertones if you want that real scarlet look.
  8. @brandycrawford Totally! I love her - even though she's crazy!
  9. Rhett: "Hey, you just delivered Ashley's baby & the city is on fire & your mom is sick & you're running from the Yankees - let's make out!"
  10. I always thought Scarlet was just stupid for not choosing Rhett, but now I realize the dude has terrible timing.
  11. omg yes yes yes Gone with The Wind is on TCM tonight!!!! I'm gonna take down my curtains and wear them in honor.
  12. @thepioneerwoman You just changed my ENTIRE evening. Thank you!!!!
  13. @sarahmclellan She totally hiijacked the Tom Hanks gala at Lincoln Center Film too. Amazing! I love drunk Julia Roberts
  14. Panties, for @kenzonian http://twitpic.com/tnkhu
  15. @Kenzonian hahaha I just tweeted about the calendar and then read your tweet. whoops!
  16. Relive your trip to Paris with the 2010 von Hottie pinup calendar! http://www.etsy.com/shop/vonhottie
  17. If I had to guess what the construction was that they're doing next door, I'd say: digging a hole to China - thru my bedroom wall.
  18. @mayinthebay awkward.com he's not even following me. Doesn't @kenzonian want to know every time I get out of bed at 1pm & put my panties on?
  19. Yes! Friend just emailed to say von Hottie was a conversation topic at his beer club party - totally unprompted by him! Famous!
  20. @jessicaaraee ruh roh! Did I blow up @seanhelvey's spot?