VonDoomFan
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Doom is witnessing a perfect storm of incompetence at the Latverian embassy. So much so that Doom does not know whom to execute.
3:53 PM Aug 12th, 2008
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Doom agrees that "love" is a lost labor.
10:15 PM Aug 9th, 2008
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Tonight, Doom braves the festering cesspool that is Boulder to view a work of the Bard.
7:22 PM Aug 9th, 2008
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Doom is engaged in a discussion of the word "yclepped" and the etymology of "quaint." The topic of John Donne has also been broached.
10:56 AM Aug 8th, 2008
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Doom is satiated.
7:46 PM Aug 1st, 2008
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Doom hungers.
5:56 PM Aug 1st, 2008
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Doom prepares to view a film from the Distinguished Competition.
7:33 PM Jul 18th, 2008
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If Doom is poaching leftover food from an executive meeting because he worked through lunch, do not grief him, for he will smite you.
1:00 PM Jul 11th, 2008
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Doom begins his week of carousing. Let the hedonism begin!
7:10 PM Jun 27th, 2008
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Doom celebrates his annual victory over the Grim Reaper. Huzzah!
7:15 AM Jun 3rd, 2008
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Doom is always amazed when he is expected to transmogrify an ounce of textual feces into a ton of literary gold.
1:52 PM Jun 2nd, 2008
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Doom has acquired a new respiratory apparatus and will field test it this evening...He is particularly pleased that it is the R2-D3 model.
1:32 PM May 29th, 2008
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Doom is now fabricating "green" stories from whole cloth. Doom's plan to capitalize on American guilt proceeds unhindered.
1:32 PM May 28th, 2008
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Doom ponders who would win in a softball match between midgets and the mentally defficient.
8:35 PM May 24th, 2008
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Doom is preparing to attend a conference on the secrets of some crystal skulls. Apparently it is taking place somewhere in Indiana.
8:29 PM May 23rd, 2008
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Doom is fabricating examples of energy conservation and is being paid to do so. "Green" is such a scam.
3:44 PM May 22nd, 2008
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Doom scoffs at the limitations of Anthony Stark's armor. Perhaps he should have made it more capable and less gaudy.
12:19 AM May 4th, 2008
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Doom believes that this French film has not been translated properly. A failure by the French? How surprising...
10:41 PM May 1st, 2008
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@ ...and one might use the phrase to describe the resistances bred into a point of sales terminal located in a candy shop.
9:34 PM Apr 23rd, 2008
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in reply to moorenm
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@ One does not speak "at" Doom. One pleads with him or whimpers before him.
9:28 PM Apr 23rd, 2008
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in reply to moorenm
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