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Life is a lot like a game of connect the dots...only without the number directions. The resulting picture may be a Rorschach blot instead. 6:51 AM Oct 14th from web
I like poking bruises...is that odd? 11:26 AM Oct 3rd from web
@Baboon_King I don't believe the locks or the poetry will be a problem. 9:55 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to Baboon_King
@ChadSavage Argh! The very madness of it all! 9:53 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to ChadSavage
@Scott_Lord There are people who have no concept of recent history. 4000+ years....very foreign times. 9:52 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to Scott_Lord
@coryBasil ????? What did you just do? 9:46 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to coryBasil
@BradHoward This is a profound...profound truth that you are quoting...dead office plants in a doctor's office are not a good sign. 1:57 PM Jul 24th from web in reply to BradHoward
Passing this along for my friend: JeremyCShipp Free horror/bizarro/dark fantasy/weird tales: http://tinyurl.com/pfmt7a (Please RT) 1:53 PM Jul 24th from web
@coryBasil Stay AWAY from the light!!!!! No. Wait. Wrong scenario. Ooops.... 1:49 PM Jul 24th from web in reply to coryBasil
@leatherzebra Isn't eating it a form of capitalizing? 11:58 AM Jul 21st from web in reply to leatherzebra
@tonyrobbins Do you mind if I hold onto and spread about your quote on trust? It really struck a cord with me. 8:24 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to tonyrobbins
@blasko666 Were they creative about the excuse for the delay? 12:06 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to blasko666
@StephenColbert That's one of those sentences that hits you in the head like a 2x4. Stunning. 11:35 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to StephenColbert
BadAstronomer is here: http://twitter.com/BadAstronomer 11:33 AM Jul 17th from web
@R_Javorsky Those Apollo landing site pictures are AWESOME!!! Thanks for the link! (http://tr.im/sOCn; Forwarded from: BadAstronomer) 11:31 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to R_Javorsky
If you want to smack your head off a wall, I recommend something a little thinner than brick... 11:22 AM Jul 17th from web
@warrenellis You happen to be sitting on its tail. 11:15 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to warrenellis
@Templesmith You're going to shit in a flask while up in front of a panel? 0.O 11:13 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to Templesmith
Ever wonder why your hair flops down into your eye at the exact wrong time? 6:51 AM Jul 9th from web
Why are some people's profile pictures covered in green? 11:57 AM Jul 8th from web

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Name Valentina vonAsh
Location East Coast
Web http://jpgmag.com...
Bio The only thing predictable about me is that I'm unpredictable...still.

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