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  1. #musicmonday: waking up to some Beach House http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. there's a surprising amount of drunk people at the mandalay bay right now. good morning i guess
  3. we switched to cheaper cable & now I don't get LOGO. Going to miss RuPaul's Drag Race/awful music videos/misc gays ;____;
  4. umm can we quit with the MC Hammer/drop crotch pants you guys?? http://bit.ly/KSxaN ICK. NAST.
  5. ok I'll stop complaining about hw & complain about how underwhelming this is instead http://www.youtube.com/watc... fake guns?
  6. is my tweet about the Cheeky Girls video. idk if I need my name connected to my atrocious musicmonday posts. Potential employers & all...
  7. btw I had to change my twitter name to my screenname recently because I realized that when you google my full name, one of the first results
  8. lol you guys I just paused my Doctor Who dl to download the Fame Monster. Priorities, what happened to you???
  9. @PeaceLoveAmy OMG I know, I finally found a link and am downloading it right now!!!! :D
  10. im updating this from my new cell phone. i feel loke an old lady trying to work a vcr
  11. Gagalupe & Beyonce. Perfect. http://bit.ly/2iTB3u
  12. I'm still not over the Bad Romance video tbh. People at work are lucky I'm not douchey enough to sit here and play it over & over
  13. omg Bad Romance video!! SHE WEARS THE ANTEATER MCQUEEN SHOES http://bit.ly/1R1eTV Jizzed my pants. P Wolf take notes, Damaris was bad :(
  14. This is the best thing I've ever heard in my life. I'll never be the same. http://bit.ly/o3KNt #musicmonday
  15. @PeaceLoveAmy aw thanks! You should totally do it, short hair is so easy to wash and comb!
  16. http://twitpic.com/otvxv - My brother said I have "Ronald McDonald or the Mad Hatter hair" D: Fuck haters, I like it
  17. urban outfitters is such a fun job!! I get to work with awesome people and listen to awesome music all day. :)
  18. @aprilcore I don't know what terrifies me more, her vag falling out or that her new 'perfect looking 13 y/o' vag is a "consolation prize" D:
  19. @Cruzr9 ewwwww don't make me sic the Crush boys on you
  20. really important French test followed by a job interview today. Deep breaths