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  1. I shouted at you in my mind. ’Twas most dreaded: Yet my heros remain as gasses with THY unicorns
  2. It is the breathtaking lump,And it pulls a pink flame. By the sensible finger and the digital sky, Now wherefore deceive you me?
  3. All is whispering stuff and vows,And my noise shrieks — “dream!” And the prisoner feels the tower.
  4. It is best to mix a waffle as a monkey would do it.
  5. Fires are manly, comets are putrid. I vexed you in my mind. ’Twas most rigid: Yet thy emotions remain as swamps with my wrecks.
  6. Grasp my PRINCESSES as we once did, by the citycats. Pawswiggles break across the unctuous liversprains. It got its HONEY bifurcated.
  7. Spitefully ponder, o wormy rumtubble. Yay! Thou encrusted skimmer, as like unto the faith! Twas so electrified then. #vogonpoetry
  8. I’m the octopus with my rock-crowd I’m ascending and reading I’m groaning; DYING; I’m the ruler with my brainy mainframe. #vogonpoetry
  9. Sofas are brainy.
  10. Work, charge, and fail. It is most wooden when distinctly done. All is now warm. The dream is indeed boundless today! Mmm! #vogonpoetry
  11. Play a boiler, how it brings me weakness! Eh!Snots are actually liquids in mine eyes, O rusted moon of trout!
  12. From manly coders to queens of adaptability; they count.
  13. Anyone know a Vogon Poetry fan who's also an intellectual property lawyer? Got cease & desisted by the estate, have a couple questions. :-\
  14. I get to boast for another hotel. Who was more smart on that shorn fumble? You who is clamoring, or me who shuffles you.
  15. ‘O let not “Big boy pants” deride you, You cannot drag cleverness.’
  16. Yet more mammalian would it not be Save by some bumpy inspection known but to a few pans.
  17. But o! That red sock which strummed Down the big spice against the wondrous predator Did write:
  18. Transmit my wrecks as we once did, by the blicksticks. Heads flipdrangle across the rusted INCOMPETENCES. It got its VACUUM explored.
  19. WHY IS THE SLUG HOOPY? TO WHAT END DOES IT CONSTRUCT SO DEEPLY? HARK! FOR THE HOOPY POPSLIPS BINGLE THEIR PARACHUTE.
  20. CARGO ON MY SUNS! SHRUNK THE TRACTORS FROM DYING, WRECKED? THEY WERE STEALING LAMPS FROM MY IMPACTED POEM, ALAS!