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  1. a text from sassy in the office can't be good. #momspotting
  2. WHY do they always lie about the homework? #momspotting This is why there is screaming in every teens house each morning. I'm convinced.
  3. @suebob hahahaha
  4. and the boots have it. http://bit.ly/2nma73
  5. and the column is...................done. Now, where's my red-eye?
  6. @debontherocks and by RIDE, I mean, well, you know what I mean.
  7. @debontherocks now THAT'S a scary ride.
  8. @debontherocks i'm in . Wait, do they serve Martini's in the haunted mansion?
  9. @dtanton whew. good news.
  10. @sarjack and so will my a**.
  11. fab jewelry contest! Only if you love diamonds, of course. http://bit.ly/7LTVad
  12. RT @thatwoman: @military_mom Two things: don't feed the trolls AND my thoughts are with you.
  13. nothing like working on report cards when I should be kicking someone's *&& #momspotting (aka "why can't anyone else do dishes")
  14. RT @giyen: Me: what you want for dinner? Paige: eggnog. #momspotting
  15. @reddywriting don't tell me. You've been wrapping.
  16. Couldnt come at a better time forsure!!!
  17. @Neilochka oh, I'm glad.
  18. @annsrants I I am making you an appointment with the eye doctor. asap.
  19. @annsrants and I keep insisting I HAVE NO GRAY. It's the only GOOD thing I LIKE about myself.
  20. @annsrants Bitchy is trying to pick it out of my hair. AND she's discussing each gray she stumbles upon.