vmarinelli
- This 3:00 AM reading on hypervigilance probably qualifies as "meta."19 minutes ago from web
- "Um, Mom? What does 'butch with women, femme with men' mean?" And that, my friends, is why you don't leave old journals open on your desk.about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Feminist author turned batshit crazy Islamophobe Phyllis Chesler to appear on Lou Dobbs Tonight. Prepare the barf bags!about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @ Confession: I've never heard anyone use 'bi' for 'bipolar,' but one of me wouldn't shut up until the other tweeted that, so.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to hotdogsladies
- "'Bi' as in bisexual or bipolar?"
"Yes."about 16 hours ago from web
- This day could use a horn section.about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Because I am a grownup who values mature political discourse, I propose we rename Bart Stupak "Fart Stupid." Or "Stupid Fart," whatevs.5:01 PM Nov 9th from web
- @ I am in twoubble.4:30 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter in reply to pagecrusher
- Husband's still out of town, so I'm cooking. Spaghetti sauce in my eyebrows *and* all over the floor suggests I'm not very good at this.2:47 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
- By the time I figure out how to exploit child labor, my kids will be grown.12:33 PM Nov 9th from web
- What I said: "Brush your teeth and prepare for bed." What she did: Coated various items in the bathroom with Vaseline. Close enough, right?5:56 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
- Boy: "Are you going to sue me for sexual harassment?"
Girl: (*giggles demurely*)
DISNEY CHANNEL, YOU GUYS.10:39 AM Nov 8th from web
- Oh, retweeters.10:03 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
- It's weird how some think my non-Atheism is the result of absorbed doctrine rather than lived experience about which I would never "preach."9:00 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
- "Mom, do I at least have a non-awful singing voice?" There is no safe answer to this question. Unrelated: bleeding ears.6:09 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
- Sleepy? On a monotonous drive? Own a vagina? Try kegels! Like, the super-hard clenching kind. Now THAT is multitasking. 1:00 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
- Fell asleep on the toilet. Living the dream! (...Where beyond the door, muffled voices of children and dogs are heard. A rather dull dream.)10:42 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
- If you've never made an emergency run to Wal-Mart to buy your kids new underwear instead of doing laundry, you're a liar. Or better than me.7:15 AM Nov 7th from web
- I'm sure all you single moms want to hear me whine about being without my coparent for OMG A PLURALITY OF DAYS, KILL ME NOW.4:51 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
- "Want me to walk you in?""No thanks, Mom. I'm still scarred from when you picked me up wearing pajama pants & your stained NAACP shirt." :(4:14 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
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- Name Victoria Marinelli
- Location Richmond, VA
- Web http:///vmarinell...
- Bio Cultural schizophrenic settled down, at last, in RVA. Specializing in awkwardness, which may be either hilarious or excruciating. Not for the faint of heart.
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