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  1. *BWLEEEEEEP*
  2. King of Pop and King of Makeouts spent many times together. I will be missink those times.
  3. #geekpickuplines Baby, are you ready for the make outs? Is so geeky!
  4. @Thiefree Zing!
  5. @Thiefree You look questionable. Come into Vlad's domain of love baby.
  6. @thechrishaley Haf you tried sayink: "BOW DOWN, YOU KISS IT, YOU KISS IT RIGHT NOW!" Works for Vlad all of time.
  7. #robotpickuplines Insert love makink disk 7 of 32. Baby, I am reformattink you all night.
  8. @sleeeeeeeeeeepy Please do not tell everyone of my make-outs! The ladies, they will run.
  9. @jonacon What? I was made at a Best Buy. No! I am kiddink with you. You are Vlad's friend now.
  10. @toddtsquirrel Todd, wake up from coma, buddy. This lady is havink some nice weed at party!
  11. @cheesesandwich When am I beink invited to party? I am lookink for many ladies to minkle with. VLAD WILL DO IT! YES!
  12. @Thiefree He thinks he is king of kitchen. Is no fun to clean up. I am thinkink to get Lyle to clean it up. Maybe I am bribink him with beer
  13. Oh! #robotpickuplines ! Perfect for Vlad! "But wait...your voice...it is the seeds of a thousant memories...*puf*
  14. @Thiefree Thank you for welcomink me. I am one with twitterverse. Also Philippe is peeink on everythink today. What is beink up with him?
  15. #liesgirlstell "No, Vlad I am recodink my hair" TOTAL LIE! MEN DO NOT BELIEVE!
  16. #thingsmummysaid "I'm a mummy!" Is true, no?
  17. #3wordsaftersex Let me reboot
  18. @patchworkearth on this, we are agreeink
  19. @MattHearndotcom How does she feel in your hands? Are you gettink rowdy in your pants?
  20. @atticusjackson1 Liebot and I are takink vacation in Mexico! Many ladies on beach and many without the clothink ;-)