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  1. "take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it. And you go ahead and you smoke your lettuce" -- Rep. Buyer, endorsing lettuce abuse.about 8 hours ago from web
  2. Just thwarted Murphy's Law when my buttered bread landed butter side UP! Wooo!10:50 AM Jul 13th from txt
  3. I have a survival plan in case of zombies, but assume it'd be useful for most other disasters 'cept bad hair days and shart attacks.9:18 PM Jul 8th from txt
  4. I have a survival plan in case of zombies, but I assume it might be useful for most other disasters except bad hair days and shart attacks.9:17 PM Jul 8th from txt
  5. Hellooooo Seattle! I missed you. Simple dinner tonite at chez coleho anyone?4:59 PM Jul 5th from txt
  6. Heard lyric on radio just now: "shush your lips. Make like Helen Keller and talk with your hips.".12:19 PM Jul 4th from txt
  7. hiked nice 'round Multnomah falls in OR today. Beast for dinner tonight in Portland!7:20 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  8. #pachterfacts Michael Pachter is a level 80 Excel Warlock in full tier 11 gear. He eats spreadsheets like yours for breakfast.9:25 AM Jul 2nd from web
  9. Is not nearly tatted up enuff for this bar, nevermind prince alberted up enuff.6:49 PM Jun 24th from txt
  10. My BB pin is 20E0D4A1. If you're a BB fan too, use it. :)12:52 PM Jun 20th from txt
  11. http://www.socialmediadouch...12:46 PM Jun 19th from web
  12. happy Bloomsday, everyone!6:44 AM Jun 16th from web
  13. loving "classic drucker" compilation. Will sneak away for lunch to continue the reading. also loving the magical weather in brighton, UK.3:39 AM Jun 16th from web
  14. invented a healthy, new breakfast: fagre yogurt (2% for me) + nutella + peanuts = yum.1:28 AM Jun 11th from web
  15. listening to the pinkberry jingle again after a swell Saturday in LA with the Eujingles (http://bit.ly/f7gu7). Best modern jingle ever.1:09 AM Jun 8th from web
  16. You know a restaurant is bad for you when so many of their diners are diabetic that there's a sharps container in the bathroom. *burp* yum.6:47 PM Jun 5th from txt
  17. "What part of 'no refund' don't you understand? You are not getting a refund, so fuck off." -- Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary. Rooflcopter!3:24 PM May 31st from web
  18. I reflexively grab for my phone when I hear a ringtone from a phone I once owned. Even *years* later. Vladimir Pavlov.9:00 AM May 30th from txt
  19. Has witnessed it in multiple cities. There is a worldwide hula hoop resurgence afoot (ahip?)!10:57 AM May 29th from txt
  20. Is on a book jag. Started & finished _Numerati_ on the jfk-lhr flight ... 'tis a fine survey of the future potential for data mining.7:03 AM May 27th from txt