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RT @scotsboyuk WOMEN help your husband at the important company dinner by not venturing an opinion of your own3:21 PM Aug 10thfrom web
RT @fcharlton Illiterates who use text speak: y nt fk of bk 2 Facebook whr u blong?3:21 PM Aug 10thfrom web
DAVINA MCCALL. Disguise your lack of TV presenting ability by gurning excessively at any nearby camera. Nobody will notice a thing.1:41 PM Aug 6thfrom web
Get this straight. WE do the sexism ok! RT @divingdane The easiest way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it12:16 PM Aug 6thfrom web
RT @MrGordinio STUFFED kangaroos in the corner of the room make an idea place for storing multiple remote controls and a copy of TV Quick.2:04 PM Aug 4thfrom web
MY BEST MATE Reduce the risk of swine flu by NOT shagging pigs!11:37 AM Aug 4thfrom web
WIG WEARERS. Don't waste money on new wigs. Simply turn your old ones round for the 'boy band' look11:32 AM Aug 4thfrom web
PAUL DANIELS. Liven up your routine by actually sawing the 'lovely' Debbie McGee in half on stage11:32 AM Aug 4thfrom web
@BumbleCricket RT @GourmetBen Tell him 2 play his country music collection backwards,He'll get his house back,his wife back and his dog back6:10 AM Aug 2ndfrom web