vividblurry
OMG, "clam-jacking" - female equivalent of cock-blocking
| Note to self: Friendships are a lot like houseplants. |
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| Going to JRs tonight. Where everyone knows my name and I never remember theirs. |
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| I'll make you feel like heaven, 24/7. |
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| Blayne's "girlicious" is NOT going to happen and Christian Siriano agrees - http://tinyurl.com/5r628q |
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| so, so, SO foul - http://tinyurl.com/6q9oho |
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| @dknutson Or her fat ass. |
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| LOL, she just stormed away to a new seat. God, I hope I ruined her day! :) |
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| "Just trying to get some space here!" -Uptight, likely single lady next to me, glaring at my right arm. |
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| Are my arms really that big that there's no room to comfortably sit next to me on the bus? Bitch, check yo'self. |
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| My stomach is still being a little bitch. |
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| @NoteThis I do lots of things to that album! |
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| Augh, Kim-who's-famous-for-having-a-big-ass-and-a-sex-tape gets the Z-list resuscitation treatment http://tinyurl.com/6havgq |
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| Tweet Party - this seems neat http://tinyurl.com/6fjgrn - send direct messages to groups of friends on twitter |
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| @Leslieann44 I just noticed that too. Weird. |
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| "Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap." -Nina Garcia lol |
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| Everyone on Project Runway this season is unlikable. |
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| @jonnodotcom LEATHA! |
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| I have a 101 fever and am slipping into deleriousness. |
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| The world agrees: Katy Perry sucks http://tinyurl.com/6xc47d |
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