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  1. "Merry Christmas and Happy New Years." Last time I checked, years could only increase one at a time.
  2. Swimming under the stars <3 the view from the hills of Newport is so pretty right now
  3. My 6 and 8-year-old cousins just got cellphones. Crazzzyyy
  4. @domuhhneek sweet yams are so good!!! You're trippin
  5. @janstuh jan you two(three or probably four)-timing bitch! Haha caugggght
  6. 20lbs of prime rib, yams, corn and green beans I'm full as fuck! Xmas is so great
  7. #wecantdate if I caught you off guard one day and you're wearing the same exact outfit I saw you in yesterday.
  8. #wecantdate if you have to TRY to be funny... Hate the awkward silence after someone unfunny tries to crack a joke
  9. #wecantdate if you have a huge ego. mine's already big enough...too much in a relationship = all bad.
  10. this applies with so much shit in life. haha. but gift wrapping is fun. right now i'm just observing the bitchwork while tweeting.
  11. we spend so much time wrapping presents to see the lil munchkins tear this shit apart. they don't even care about how nicely wrapped it is..
  12. hahahahaha that's cold. but true, true. RT: @lovelytatii #wecantdate if u got manboobs
  13. #wecantdate if we spend the night at YOUR HOUSE & I don't even see you go brush your teeth before bed..¬ even in the morning! true story
  14. #wecantdate if you're bisexual... dealing with other bitches is already enough, i don't share my men.
  15. #wecantdate if you wear shaqs or anything of that sort... sorry, it's a little superficial of me but let's be real...
  16. #wecantdate if your breath stinks on the first date... really?! on the FIRST DATE?
  17. RT @domuhhneek: LMAO RT @ThatDudeMcfly #wecantdate if you still have a RAZR.
  18. #wecantdate if you can't spell.
  19. Swine-educated. Thank the bitch for containing her nastyass RT @domuhhneek: this girl on the bus has a swine flu mask on and keeps coughing
  20. RT @JessicaBurciaga: #wecantdate if you don't like sports, especially the Lakers, it will never work ;)