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  1. @trixiebedlam I imagine an enraged cityscape tearing through the land, then finally shaking a skyscraper at Detroit, saying: YOUUUUUU! 10:24 PM Oct 9th from web
  2. @trixiebedlam I wonder how Chicago feels about that. 10:20 PM Oct 9th from web
  3. Fact: Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson" in any of the stories. 10:17 PM Oct 9th from web
  4. @vitka_friends Ye gods, why suggest such a thing? 10:12 PM Oct 9th from web
  5. @EmMaeKay I highly recommend keeping them that way. I do have the full (everything!) collection - but I still worry about running out. 10:11 PM Oct 9th from web
  6. @billymeltdown Holy shit I misspelled moustache. Wait, now Firefox wants it to be spelled mustache. What tomfoolery is this?! 4:10 PM Oct 9th from web
  7. @billymeltdown I like Poirot, but his mustache fills me with rage. Perhaps it is mustache envy. 4:01 PM Oct 9th from web
  8. I need more Sherlock Holmes. I'm already halfway done with the complete collection and three of the Rathbone films. 3:01 PM Oct 9th from web
  9. @EmMaeKay Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? 2:56 PM Oct 9th from web
  10. Radio silence for a few months and there are about a million friggin messages on here. 12:23 PM Oct 9th from web
  11. Not shocking at all: the hospital admin calls my negative article about his hospital a pack of lies. http://tinyurl.com/cq7dco - Gee. 4:22 PM Mar 30th from web
  12. You know what would be neat? If the mail room at the Post actually fucking delivered my mail instead of stealing it. 11:57 AM Mar 30th from web
  13. I am too fucking busy to even properly explain how much I hate St. Patrick's day. 2:13 PM Mar 17th from web
  14. NOTE: This product may actually be nine-dimensional but, if this is the case, functionality is not affected by the extra six dimensions. 6:29 PM Mar 13th from web
  15. And sections of the newsroom have begun making NAMBLA puns -- ye gods I love this place sometimes. 6:12 PM Mar 13th from web
  16. BREAKING: News Cycle just went kaput. 2:49 PM Mar 13th from web
  17. I can't decide if our headline for Bernie Williams allegedly hitting a woman is awesome or awesomely tasteless: YANKEE "CLIPPED HER' 12:55 PM Mar 13th from web
  18. Hahaha, AP has updated the kill count in their Ala. gunman story, but they forgot to do so for the headline. Jesus, AP, c'mon. 6:58 PM Mar 10th from web
  19. 9 days without a day off. It's making me want to ... Kill kill kill? No, no, no! Surprisingly I'm too tired for any of that nonsense. 6:57 PM Mar 10th from web
  20. Hahahaha, Bernie Madoff is gonna get 150 years in prison. 11:53 AM Mar 10th from web