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  1. Wait, what?? Is it weird that when I think of cancer, I think of breast cancer first and thus zero in on the sanctity of tits? #beatcancer
  2. I heard this was a thing. Tits are so important to me. #beatcancer
  3. I am far too enthusiastic about finishing off a bottle of inexplicably discontinued top-shelf whiskey.
  4. @drhastings this is one of the most diabolically radical storylines yet. HOORAY AND RAD.
  5. my not stealing new @convergecult out of respect was rewarded with a discovery; their myspace streams it! still gonna buy it fuckin fuck yes
  6. I picked a helluva night to get the shits. #ineedtoseethedrunkdriversplaysobad
  7. @itseizeyou You realize it's your duty to beef me up and get me some top-level gear, right? Do I reeallly gotta roll an alli DK up in here?
  8. @itseizeyou awesome blossom, home-gr... Grossolm..?
  9. @itseizeyou I tried doing that Blip.fm thing but blip.fm fucking failed me on the first try. Look up "Lupe" by Dokkemand. Love you!
  10. listening to "Lupe Fiasco - Put You on Game" ♫ http://blip.fm/~e0poe
  11. @itseizeyou won't be complaining when you're swimming in cash. (INVITE ME TO THE POOL PARTY)
  12. @kwip yes! Your kingly status among men is reaffirmed.
  13. What the hell is the name of the badass abominable snowman comic that's online? There's like a spirit bear and all sorts of other cool shit?
  14. Heyo I'm fuckin married now!
  15. I just got done taking pictures of my wife rocking fake blood, torn trachea style (someone else's trachea).
  16. Fuckin A! http://yfrog.com/74a6hj
  17. Goin into work early to paint dead cherubs: http://yfrog.com/74nojj
  18. Ruined everything
  19. The ol' anxiety is kicking up in a totally awesome way! AWESOME!
  20. @dropslash yer all burnin through socks Jason Bourne style.