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  1. Roasted giblets #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  2. Basting the turkey #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  3. Pouring the gravy #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  4. @pixelnated my condolences
  5. Spilled peppermint extract on my hand this morning. My fingers haven't been this fresh since high school.
  6. or BTDTLOL for short.
  7. I've been shown on mashable.com twice. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a social media expert. loljk I have a real job.
  8. Saw so many little kids today my testicles joined the witness protection program.
  9. I'm so even it's not funny drunk
  10. @scoccaro I think he calls it "The Jaredplex"
  11. WHACK HIS CANE
  12. @beccaomgz hey did you do the history homework?
  13. @itsderekhuff RT RT RT blip blip blip twibbon #openwebawards
  14. Oh shit here comes the drove of profane tweets!
  15. @MissCarlyPants YOU OWE ME. Send beer to Popular Tent.
  16. I need a haircut and a shot of adrenaline
  17. They see me rollin, They hatin
  18. I will invent a bicycle that runs on pure irony and become king of the hipsters
  19. Oh nothing just smoking cigarettes and drinking vodka from a flask in the stairwell with my high school clique
  20. Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!