vinnawinna
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last night i ate one of those fucking "Spicy Ramen" things from the stupid deli, and today my face feels like a basketball. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
about 3 hours ago
from web
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that video where Jimmy Fallon does Neil Young doing the Fresh Prince song is pretty sick. youtube that shit, when you're bored
about 3 hours ago
from web
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@ start writing some funny shit
about 23 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to AdmireMyDick
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Remember when I was in Vevey two days ago? It was pretty rad. In fact it was the prettiest place I've ever been:
6:39 AM Dec 6th
from Echofon
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Based on whatever the fuck he's doing with his hands while he sings, however, I'm gonna stick with my orginal judgment: Paul Simon is a dick
11:05 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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Love his music though. Pretty much all of it (except for Vampire Weekend). And with Garfunkel? Are you kidding me?! Classic combo
10:54 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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I'd like to nominate Paul Simon as the creepiest, shortest, least rock-n-rolliest dude ever. I met his son once, he was a dick
10:51 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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@ welcome back to Twitter, dick-fuck
8:41 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to thisisryanross
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@ one night he taught me to dance at 240. To ABBA. It was like "1,2,3,4, zombie, zombie, guns, guns, down to the floor" or somefin
8:32 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to CaseyCoane
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Stupid dickheads that don't like Role Models but will watch The Hangover cuz the New Yorker or whoever the fuck said it was ok: suck my dick
4:05 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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@ that is an untruth
3:53 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to ilovethelike
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@ you FUCKED UP. By that I mean, my week is going to be notably less exciting. Fuuuuuck
3:51 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to adamlevine
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It's the 76th anniversary of the end of prohibition, or some shit. PLUS it's a saturday. boo-yah
12:36 PM Dec 5th
from web
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@: you and @ need to pull your shit together! You're gonna lose all the marbles in your deck. You crazy
12:32 PM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to mrmailbox
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"It's Gettin' Better (Man!!)" by Oasis is probably my favorite song title ever. Parenthesis AND exclamation marks?! You crazy
11:52 AM Dec 5th
from Echofon
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@ when and where is our chilling
11:34 AM Dec 5th
from Echofon
in reply to Womack
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This plane is small and it's freaking me out, big-time
8:49 AM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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Drunk hump-y ewoks are reeeeeeeal funny
8:43 AM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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@ yes I do. And now 1946 more people know it. I'm not scared
7:18 AM Dec 4th
from Echofon
in reply to lolanewyork
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@ yeh dude, I went to sleep before you guys got back as fuck! Good golly Miss Molly did you miss the shit-show. Holy fucking shit
6:11 AM Dec 4th
from Echofon
in reply to mrmailbox
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