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  1. @sarah_kiriliuk No. I bought a lint-roller and decided to regroup.
  2. The Monster taken to hospital under mysterious conditions? Has anyone checked to see if Tiger Woods’ wife is in Montreal tonight?
  3. I have a bone to pick with Jesus re: the number of times @meganphelps has appeared in my Twitter feed today.
  4. @dezignated He'll be in a bunker somewhere with Oprah.
  5. @joanchang How much do you pay?
  6. @sarah_kiriliuk At Mortimer? That's where I was!
  7. Life is so unfair. Alec Baldwin plans to quit acting in 2012 and Daniel Baldwin still isn’t famous.
  8. CBC’s “Weather Centre” brought to you by Cold-FX. Johanna Wagstaffe’s hairstyle brought to you by the original Charlie’s Angels.
  9. @michaelianblack @rainnwilson Blowing reason into flames of insanity makes everyone look at fire pit. She doesn’t deserve the attention.
  10. Dry-cleaner says he can’t accept jacket because it has cat fur on it. Dude, that’s why I am here.
  11. And the Bad Sex in Fiction Award 2009 goes to... Jonathan Littell. (Winning excerpt possibly NSFW… but still hilarious) http://bit.ly/OGj5o
  12. Side effects may include abnormal dreams, blurred vision, confusion and agitation… I think someone is slipping Effexor into my coffee.
  13. The danger of embedding a live Twitter feed into a billboard: http://bit.ly/6e39X6
  14. Yahoo Canada's 2009 Most Searched List suggests most Canadians are young males living in parental basements: http://bit.ly/7fnZX7
  15. I wish the elderly couple who run my local convenience store would wait until I exit before making fun of what I am wearing.
  16. @DougSaunders "Shocked neighbours say he kept to himself" = "He was a newspaper executive"
  17. I don’t get why the Alouettes are thanking God. Shouldn’t they be thanking the math curriculum in Saskatchewan?
  18. RT @kady: apparently, the only way to get me interested in canadian (or any other variant of) football is to make it about cabinet prece ...
  19. @garnetfraser My condolences.
  20. @bweikle In the spirit of the season, I was going to let it pass without further comment.