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  1. ... and the will to live is a distant memory. 4:56 PM Nov 20th from txt
  2. A heads up match was meant to be a relaxing hour before getting on with the unpacking. Martin Silke & I have now been playing for 8 hours... 4:55 PM Nov 20th from txt
  3. Tip: don't move house. Whatever they tell you, it's worse. Awful. Awful. I'm now going to self medicate with poker. 9:34 AM Nov 20th from txt
  4. I arrived at the new flat just in time to hear one removal man say to the other "This one isn't as nice". He's so right. 9:32 AM Nov 20th from txt
  5. I think I've done the important things. Put keys away: check. File passport safely: check. Scan I'm A Celebrity prices on Betfair: check. 3:25 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. One's last day in a flat is, I find, the very best time to start an accidental fire in the kitchen bin. 2:46 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. @Volumiser It's as good as any. 2:46 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Volumiser
  8. @bencaudell By singing it! By singing it! 2:45 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to bencaudell
  9. @GillRockatansky What a beautiful phrase. Everything in my house tastes like that. Especially the linen. 5:38 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to GillRockatansky
  10. @mcsubs Lucky you. Mine's tomorrow. 5:37 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to mcsubs
  11. @erinehm I don't know. Must be a throwback to the 1950s housewife, organizing all her accounts stoveside while making a soup. 5:37 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to erinehm
  12. @CharlieWaters We'd make a great team. I found a 10-year-old "nutmeg grater" still in its plastic packet. 5:36 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to CharlieWaters
  13. @rider45 Carry it forward, carry it forward. 5:36 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to rider45
  14. Ooh, that's handy. My council tax payment book from 1998. 4:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Sorting through kitchen cupboards in advance of moving house. I'm finding food products I could sell to an antiques dealer. 4:43 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. @Volumiser Well that's charming, that is. I assumed they WERE serious. 4:41 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to Volumiser
  17. @johnnyturner Thank you very much! Am so glad you're enjoying it. 4:40 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to johnnyturner
  18. Thanks very much for all the proposals. But if I got married, I'd stop doing DIY immediately. Jeez, get up the stepladder already. 6:16 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. @sirtomprice What? Where was I supposed to be? I never go anywhere on a Tuesday. 6:12 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to sirtomprice
  20. And such a tomboy. 4:58 PM Nov 17th from web