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- MacBook touchpads apparently detect up to 11 different touch points. We have ten fingers. Hate to think what Steve had in mind for the 11th.7:44 AM Nov 6th from web
- I can't wait for @ to steal my TwitterWit tweet, so I can see how many people tell him he's hilarious.2:10 AM Nov 5th from web
- Dammit, that is not the definition of pedantry! You're WRONG!1:38 AM Oct 26th from web
- "Absa wishes you health & wealth on your birthday. Reply STOP to opt out." Sometimes I just want to give copywriters a big ol' hug.12:06 AM Oct 12th from web
- Jonathan Hitchcock: worst house-guest in the world. I actually managed to break the *sponge*.4:28 AM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
- Oh thank heaven, it's not just me! 12:55 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- Eh, I just received a second free TwitterWit book? Is this @'s way of telling me that I'm twice as funny? ... Or half as funny?6:46 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- And now I'm being re-tweeted by "SEOnewsBot". This is fun. MOAR KEYWORDS! VLOGGING! WIKI! USER GENERATED CONTENT! SOCIAL GRAPH!5:29 AM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- "SMO Blogger (smoblogger) is now following your tweets on Twitter." Of course he is. SEO SOCIAL NETWORK VIRAL BLOG KEYWORD KEYWORD KEYWORD5:21 AM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- Y'know, for a bunch of self-professed "online marketing SEO guru social media wizards", y'all sure are hard to get hold of online.5:11 AM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- I know your license plate says "WOLF X - WP", and you drive really fast, but, sorry, you still look like a grumpy ferret with a broken nose.4:52 AM Sep 18th from web
- I worked too late, and now it's too dark to go for a run. So I'm gonna have a beer instead. That's a thing, right?9:59 AM Sep 17th from TweetDeck
- "I think I must have the wrong phone number for you guys - the one I have just rings and rings." No, no, that actually sounds about right.3:38 AM Sep 16th from web
- My free copy of Twitter Wit finally arrived today. It's shorter than I expected, has no business model, and old people don't get the point.7:34 AM Sep 10th from web
- Sometimes, y'all make me just want to give up and nuke the internet from orbit, and hope that when we start again, it'll be better.7:40 AM Sep 9th from web
- "Vinny Lingham will have to accept your friendship" - you'd think they'd give him *some* choice in the matter, wouldn't you? 7:14 AM Sep 9th from web
- New feature, please: "Jonathan is ignoring your friend request because he has no idea who the hell you are. Sycophant." 6:58 AM Sep 9th from web
- Aha! Traffic lights were out on my way to work. I turned it into tweets about something utterly unrelated. METAPHOR FOR THE INTERNET LOL1:56 AM Sep 8th from web
- Hmm. Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Self-regulating traffic flows ensured optimal travel time. METAPHOR FOR ANARCHISM LOL1:51 AM Sep 8th from web
- No, wait: Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Only the exploitative pushers-in got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM LOL1:50 AM Sep 8th from web
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- Name Jonathan Hitchcock
- Location Cape Town, South Africa
- Web http://vhata.net/
- Bio A bounder and a cad. Eats poppadoms without breaking them. Not to be trusted. jonathan.hitchcock@gmail.com
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