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  1. MacBook touchpads apparently detect up to 11 different touch points. We have ten fingers. Hate to think what Steve had in mind for the 11th.
  2. I can't wait for @willemvstraaten to steal my TwitterWit tweet, so I can see how many people tell him he's hilarious.
  3. Dammit, that is not the definition of pedantry! You're WRONG!
  4. "Absa wishes you health & wealth on your birthday. Reply STOP to opt out." Sometimes I just want to give copywriters a big ol' hug.
  5. Jonathan Hitchcock: worst house-guest in the world. I actually managed to break the *sponge*.
  6. Oh thank heaven, it's not just me! http://cowbirdsinlove.com/639
  7. Eh, I just received a second free TwitterWit book? Is this @nick's way of telling me that I'm twice as funny? ... Or half as funny?
  8. And now I'm being re-tweeted by "SEOnewsBot". This is fun. MOAR KEYWORDS! VLOGGING! WIKI! USER GENERATED CONTENT! SOCIAL GRAPH!
  9. "SMO Blogger (smoblogger) is now following your tweets on Twitter." Of course he is. SEO SOCIAL NETWORK VIRAL BLOG KEYWORD KEYWORD KEYWORD
  10. Y'know, for a bunch of self-professed "online marketing SEO guru social media wizards", y'all sure are hard to get hold of online.
  11. I know your license plate says "WOLF X - WP", and you drive really fast, but, sorry, you still look like a grumpy ferret with a broken nose.
  12. I worked too late, and now it's too dark to go for a run. So I'm gonna have a beer instead. That's a thing, right?
  13. "I think I must have the wrong phone number for you guys - the one I have just rings and rings." No, no, that actually sounds about right.
  14. My free copy of Twitter Wit finally arrived today. It's shorter than I expected, has no business model, and old people don't get the point.
  15. Sometimes, y'all make me just want to give up and nuke the internet from orbit, and hope that when we start again, it'll be better.
  16. "Vinny Lingham will have to accept your friendship" - you'd think they'd give him *some* choice in the matter, wouldn't you? #SiliconCape
  17. New feature, please: "Jonathan is ignoring your friend request because he has no idea who the hell you are. Sycophant." #siliconcape
  18. Aha! Traffic lights were out on my way to work. I turned it into tweets about something utterly unrelated. METAPHOR FOR THE INTERNET LOL
  19. Hmm. Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Self-regulating traffic flows ensured optimal travel time. METAPHOR FOR ANARCHISM LOL
  20. No, wait: Traffic lights were out on my way to work. Only the exploitative pushers-in got through much faster. METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM LOL