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  1. Jack threw a piece of candy on the floor and watched his 3 children fight for it. The winner was groomed to protect Jack as he grew old #vssabout 14 hours ago from Ping.fm
  2. He was about to lose it when Zeppelin blared on the radio. Thinking back to his youth, he smiled while his kids tore the house apart. #vss1:21 PM Nov 8th from Ping.fm
  3. ### I'm performing Tue as part of the cast of Start Trekkin in Austin. Improvised Star Trek spoof. Come say hi. http://j.mp/3PSQ0d ###4:58 PM Nov 7th from Twittelator
  4. After a few days, I got used to being a bird. No more job. No more putting up with people's crap. Now, they had to put up with mine. #vss11:36 AM Nov 7th from Ping.fm
  5. When he thought of her, he thought of Hungry, Hungry, Hippo...with her gobbling up all the marbles....but in a bed...with sticky sheets #vss5:12 AM Nov 6th from Ping.fm
  6. The smoke cleared. Friends found Lauren's body, still at her station by the kitchen grill. The captain having gone down with her meal. #vss9:40 AM Nov 5th from Ping.fm
  7. Swearing Marie to secrecy, we went to the underwater city where the lobsters had made me king. I did not know she would eat my queen. #vss6:57 AM Nov 4th from Ping.fm
  8. Upset by the bad grade, Martin threw the homework across the classroom. He was put in timeout by Ms. Stein, his son's teacher. #vss3:58 PM Nov 3rd from Ping.fm
  9. "Yes, there were things called newspapers. People would buy them to read about what happed the day before." "Daddy, what's paper?" #vss6:12 AM Nov 2nd from Ping.fm
  10. His kids banged on the door, "Why can't you just eat our candy, like other dads?" In the tub, his body heat melted the candy into soup. #vss5:59 AM Nov 1st from Ping.fm
  11. I brought my mate a human boy as a treat. When she was late, I ate him myself then heard a bunch of "you forgot our anniversary" later. #vss7:17 AM Oct 31st from Ping.fm
  12. ### If you're doing National Novel Writing Month, #NaNoWriMo you can be my writing buddy here -> http://bit.ly/2nqF3s ###5:03 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  13. ### and thanks everyone for your support / feedback. I appreciated hearing your thoughts. ###2:35 PM Oct 30th from Twittelator
  14. ### I've only used it once in 400 stories, so I don't feel handcuffed by the decision. Now back to murder, cannibilism, and cake. ###1:33 PM Oct 30th from Twittelator
  15. ### part of the decision is that I have a lot of teachers using my stories to inspire students to write and I would like that to continue ##1:26 PM Oct 30th from Twittelator
  16. ### Got a few notes about using the f-word in one of the stories. After thinking about it, I will refrain, in this venue, as I go forward ##1:12 PM Oct 30th from Twittelator
  17. The conference was a complete fuckfest...but not in a good way. The industry was dying, becoming obsolete, they were completely fucked. #vss7:23 AM Oct 30th from Ping.fm
  18. I dated Sara, accepting her kids as my own. She disappeared after our wedding vows, leaving a note: "thanks for watching the kids". #vss5:24 AM Oct 29th from Ping.fm
  19. I enjoyed my morning coffee on the veranda, listening to the symphony of metal below, as I admired the shiny stop signs I'd acquired. #vss5:33 AM Oct 28th from Ping.fm
  20. It was you. Your kiss that injected me with this sickness. Your passionate, wet, slobbery, flu-ridden kiss. Let me return the favor. #vss6:34 AM Oct 27th from Ping.fm