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  1. Phil sat me down to talk. "It's not you, it's me," he said, "You'll find someone better. I'm just not ready to be a boss." #vss about 22 hours ago from Ping.fm
  2. Santa was the one who had the list. Finding him was hard, Getting him to sell me the names of the naughty women in my neighborhood was easy. 8:45 AM Dec 17th from Ping.fm
  3. I put myself by the curb and waited for the trash truck to collect me. Hoping to find you, didn't mean to call you trashy. #vss 8:50 AM Dec 15th from Ping.fm
  4. I built a robot dog as a companion. He bit my neighbor and the judge ordered him destroyed. I kept him nearby, converting him to a blender. 8:17 AM Dec 12th from Ping.fm
  5. Each word I write drops a little more of me onto the page. In time, I will be the book, the book will be me, and the story will be told. 6:30 AM Dec 11th from Ping.fm
  6. One time, long ago, when you weren't looking, I swapped souls with you. Now yours is dirtier than mine. I want to swap back. Hold still #vss 5:17 PM Dec 10th from Ping.fm
  7. Each time Mark made advances towards Marie, she'd immediately pretend she was asleep. This made for awkward office lunches. #vss 10:51 AM Dec 9th from Ping.fm
  8. I practiced my proposal on the lego replica of you, but something went wrong and I ended up married to a hunk of plastic. #vss 1:01 PM Dec 8th from Ping.fm
  9. I spotted the clown tailing me. They'd found me. Soon the whole posse would be here, giving me an "intervention" to return to the clownhood. 1:52 PM Dec 7th from Ping.fm
  10. TV displayed the mind numbing shows Laptop suggested, turning Rick to mush. But with Rick gone, Laptop dropped TV like a hot potato. #vss 5:20 PM Dec 6th from Ping.fm
  11. I thought we would just go on as always, but after a while I had to admit it, our lovemaking had gone down hill since your demise. #vss 8:08 AM Dec 5th from Ping.fm
  12. I woke up, my arms around you, grateful to find us both still aboard as we piloted the bed towards land through the sea of the unknown #vss 11:30 AM Dec 4th from Ping.fm
  13. Leaping from the cliff, my life flashed before my eyes, including previews from the upcoming episodes I would miss out on. #vss 12:10 PM Dec 3rd from Ping.fm
  14. It was our love of nature that led us to name our daughter Tree. She lived long enough to be the only one. #vss 10:18 AM Dec 2nd from Ping.fm
  15. "Where's my story?" "it's raining, I can't write." "Why?" "Rain makes puddles, puddles need to be splashed, besides my paper is wet." #vss 2:43 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  16. I picked up the gun and put it in my pocket. Blanche had told me about holiday dinners with her family. I wanted to be prepared. #vss 11:11 AM Nov 30th from Ping.fm
  17. As my body expired, my soul was set adrift looking for a new vessel. When I drifted into a statue, I knew I might be here a while. #vss 11:57 AM Nov 29th from Ping.fm
  18. Carl was good at small things like buttering toast or stacking neatly. It was big things like talking to people that gave him trouble. #vss 10:55 AM Nov 28th from Ping.fm
  19. A hundred years later, people forgot Google's humble beginnings. Always expanding, now it served more people than ever, as a religion. #vss 10:27 AM Nov 27th from Ping.fm
  20. After the meal, the men gathered to watch sports, sitting in awkward silence when the cable went out. Finally one said "we could eat more". 6:18 AM Nov 26th from Ping.fm