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RT @colinmeloy Reading Book of Genesis. Apparently marriage is intended for one man and one woman. And another woman. And their slave women.33 minutes ago from Tweetie
Keep your friends close and your french fries closer.6:01 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
Me to 3yo: "gotta pee? Gotta poop? Make it happen!" I am the Tim Gunn of potty.11:08 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
Family stay-home day: we'll survive swine flu but will we survive each other?9:07 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
Crushing on my kid so hard today. All his cute plus he's finally calling me "dad" and not "gramma".10:31 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
Oz has swine flu. I had a felling I didn't cook that bacon well enough.5:56 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
@eerland you or Maxwell?7:11 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to eerland
Nope, *now* it happened. As clairvoyantly.5:34 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
So confused. I thought Matsui just hit that homer. Doh!!5:31 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
Always picked wrong lane at the oil change place. #sadepitaphs5:37 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
When I told Miles it was bedtime he said, "I should probably watch football with you." It was baseball but his heart was in the right place.3:35 PM Nov 3rd from web
Waiting for coffee. Listening to the sweet sound of Lego sifting coming from the living room. Oh the memories.6:54 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
I'm not sure but I think I just heard Erica trying to explain tampons to Miles.11:48 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
@Hailish when I have those kind of dreams I can fight back but all my punches, no matter how hard I try, land as if in slo-mo. So tiring!!10:43 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to Hailish
While tying miles shoes at daycare, I had 2 3 year-olds trying stick their hands down my pants to, "get [my] butt." #redcard4:22 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
If anyone I invited (or anyone) gets a google wave acct lemme know: verymystery@googlewave.com (still have 10 invites to give btw)5:12 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
Take a hot dog, stuff it with some Jack cheese, wrap in a pizza: you got cheesyblasters (airguitar).5:34 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
I regret that I have but one star to give for this tweet: http://j.mp/2O81U93:55 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
@Joy_B you've now been "nominated". Don't know how long it takes for you to actually hear from them.6:35 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie in reply to Joy_B
http://bestc.am/Aan6:01 PM Oct 23rd from Best Camera on the iPhone