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  1. RT @colinmeloy Reading Book of Genesis. Apparently marriage is intended for one man and one woman. And another woman. And their slave women.
  2. Keep your friends close and your french fries closer.
  3. Me to 3yo: "gotta pee? Gotta poop? Make it happen!" I am the Tim Gunn of potty.
  4. Family stay-home day: we'll survive swine flu but will we survive each other?
  5. Crushing on my kid so hard today. All his cute plus he's finally calling me "dad" and not "gramma".
  6. Oz has swine flu. I had a felling I didn't cook that bacon well enough.
  7. @eerland you or Maxwell?
  8. Nope, *now* it happened. As clairvoyantly.
  9. So confused. I thought Matsui just hit that homer. Doh!!
  10. Always picked wrong lane at the oil change place. #sadepitaphs
  11. When I told Miles it was bedtime he said, "I should probably watch football with you." It was baseball but his heart was in the right place.
  12. Waiting for coffee. Listening to the sweet sound of Lego sifting coming from the living room. Oh the memories.
  13. I'm not sure but I think I just heard Erica trying to explain tampons to Miles.
  14. @Hailish when I have those kind of dreams I can fight back but all my punches, no matter how hard I try, land as if in slo-mo. So tiring!!
  15. While tying miles shoes at daycare, I had 2 3 year-olds trying stick their hands down my pants to, "get [my] butt." #redcard
  16. If anyone I invited (or anyone) gets a google wave acct lemme know: verymystery@googlewave.com (still have 10 invites to give btw)
  17. Take a hot dog, stuff it with some Jack cheese, wrap in a pizza: you got cheesyblasters (airguitar).
  18. I regret that I have but one star to give for this tweet: http://j.mp/2O81U9
  19. @Joy_B you've now been "nominated". Don't know how long it takes for you to actually hear from them.
  20. http://bestc.am/Aan