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  1. Miles while watching "Dinos of the Ice Age,": "Dinosaurland!! Now *that's* what I'm talking 'bout!!"
  2. @awryone sounds like you at least taught her to maximize her odds.
  3. Oz is taking the third half of his nap on my lap while I watch football. This is one of those moments I'll remember on his 18th birthday.
  4. I know I'm in the right place when the dessert plates are larger than the dinner plates.
  5. The Great Ignoring Contest of '09: http://yfrog.com/4i2wtj
  6. @megw2 rusticity is the best excuse for ugly food.
  7. Slept with Miles last night. He woke me up to say, "daddy, just do quiet breathing without the honking noise."
  8. Who you calling irreverent?: RT @vivekshraya: Was totally intending on doing the gollum voice during Precious. Not that kind of movie.
  9. @egirlsmom agreed. But I'm not sure if more for him or more for them.
  10. Invicus: that's the one where Nelson Mandela kills Hilary Swank and Clint Eastwood, right?
  11. I have such weird feelings about Luke Wilson shilling for AT&T. It's like...I can't think of a fitting analogy.
  12. @kisluvkis @hailish hmm. must be a dude sports thing.
  13. @Hailish @kisluvkis sportstalk. On a football/sanity break at bowling alley/sportsbar. Announcers think refs are calling unnecessary fouls.
  14. "ticky-tack foul": am I wrong or did this irritating term come out of nowhere about three years ago?
  15. @eerland Don't think about the end. Focus on the laughing along the way.
  16. OH: "Don't eat crayons. Here, eat some sandwich. It'll help get the crayon out of your teeth."
  17. I guess Hollywood decided that the world is ready for sexy chipmunks.
  18. @lonelysandwich Dear Adam, Is this still a thing? Please advise. Regards, Aaron
  19. @MTinPDX SRSLY!!! I was trying to tell @eerland about it.
  20. @lateandsoon I think they're calling the flamboyant lumberjack package.