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  1. Miles: mommy, am I yissening? Erica: kind of Miles: mommy, am I yissening BIG TIME? Erica: definitely not!
  2. My Achilles tendon is akeelin' me. It's almost worth the pain to make that pun. No, not really.
  3. Email from wife: "...oh, and don't worry if you can't find the money on the table. I already spent it." PHEW!!
  4. in line with coffee in hand. no wallet in pocket. super sadface.
  5. Rainy day on the bike so no further crack sightings, just lots of dirt in the "ditch" and a nice racing stripe up the back of my jersey.
  6. Found out last night that my bike shorts are a little translucent in certain light. And they're all I have to wear today.
  7. On the way to check out the slack at the rodeo. See what I did there lingo? I googled it.
  8. Also: just ordered 3yo to "stand down". Because this is a war zone.
  9. I just answered to "mommy" four times while consciously trying not to. My system is broken.
  10. please put this in your pipe and laugh at it: http://twilol.com/
  11. In deep smit of @egirlsmom's husband's traeger grill. Hope @eerland still thinks it's awesome after I tell her how much it co$t$.
  12. The boys can't hang with my planning. After epic morning zoo trip and late nap, they've opted for pantsless evening at home over park.
  13. Billy Mays was not my Challenger gets three and a quarter angels. #celebritytributemashup
  14. 3 dudes 2 the zoo. May FSM have mercy on my soul. http://twitpic.com/8ohmp
  15. @Hailish manual labor is tough on the hands and forearms, huh? Bet it looks great!!
  16. Pitched a tent, left wife with boys to run to the store for provisions for bachelor (and sons) Sunday. I feel backyard s'mores a'comin on.
  17. For as much as his face changed, MJ's style remained amazingly constant.
  18. Bye MJ, I'll always remember that trip to niagara falls when my parents made me get a dumb Canada ringer t instead of a thriller baseball t
  19. Molesting daddys first iPod. http://twitpic.com/85e0v
  20. @ChelseaRabideau thanks! About to have beer-steeped brats and fries fresh from McD's.