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  1. My cousin came over and fixed my hair. It looks better but it still just needs to grow. HUGE LABORIOUS SIGH.
  2. I just cried over my hair. I want to smack myself for being so shallow. But I think I'll cry again instead.
  3. Oh my word. I just got the second worst haircut of my life. Am thisclose to tears.
  4. "Kundalini Yoga for Beginners & Beyond" DVD kicked my everloving butt yesterday.
  5. It's inevitable. The night before I have to be somewhere early is the night I won't be able to get to sleep.
  6. Wait, what? Both swimming suits I ordered actually fit? And do their best to flatter? Am I being punk'd?
  7. My Dyson is 5 years old and trying very hard to give up the ghost. Taking it back into Best Buy for yet another warranty covered repair.
  8. Twitter page dressed up. Twitter avatar updated. I've been productive. Er... or wasting time, rather.
  9. I said something was rad, because that word is permanently stuck in my vocabulary. 7 year old said "rad" sounded like an olden days word.
  10. Warning! I'm about to overshare: My lady cycles have resumed alarmingly early. Bebe is only 5 months old. I feel gypped.
  11. Two days down on the daily treadmill goal. Every day for the rest of my life to go.
  12. Enjoying the acid-etching sensation Salt and Vinegar Chips leave on my tongue.
  13. My sweet, sensitive 7y/o is very unhappy after our discussion about why we had to spay & neuter our pets. He wants our dogs to have puppies.
  14. I think maybe, just maybe, my postpartum hair fall-out has stopped. Or at least slowed. Perhaps now I can stop clogging the shower drain.
  15. There might be one pink plastic cup clean. Anyone thirsty?
  16. And bowls.
  17. And plates.
  18. Though, I suppose I could do dishes, we're out of spoons.
  19. It is pointless to try to clean when in the midst of several huge remodeling projects. Pointless.
  20. This napping in the crib thing is NOT WORKING. 5 months old, 6:30 pm. Total nap time today? 3.5 minutes.