verticalQ
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You have to sign the form because there's a fucking signature line on it, dumbass!
about 9 hours ago
from Twee
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Almost just said, " this paper's wetter than the seats at a Jonas Brothers concert." but realized that'd get a call from HR.
about 12 hours ago
from Twee
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Anyone else annoyed that the movie's titled "Me and Orson Welles" not "Orson Welles and Me"?
about 16 hours ago
from web
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WTF? Just saw a Clorox commercial with an Arctic Monkeys song in the background. Odd...
1:29 PM Dec 20th
from web
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@ What's the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three "ho"s.
11:03 AM Dec 20th
from web
in reply to RealityTruck
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OMG, Brittany Murphy died!! I'm in total shock right now.
10:58 AM Dec 20th
from web
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If your age and BMI are over 30, fur boots are probably something for you to avoid.
12:22 PM Dec 19th
from Twee
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Straight men, if your wife owns a Christmas sweater, son't let her buy your clothes. You'll wind up in Mom Jeans with a braided belt.
12:09 PM Dec 19th
from Twee
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Why would anyone ever thing gold sparkle Ugg boots are a good idea?
12:00 PM Dec 19th
from Twee
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I haz new fon!
10:55 AM Dec 19th
from Twee
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thinks HGTV should do an episode of some show where they redo someone's sex dungeon. Fun through awkwardness!
8:49 AM Dec 19th
from web
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@ I'm more of a fish sandwich, long branch fries, and a strawberry milkshake from Burger Barn guy.
9:30 PM Dec 18th
from web
in reply to MJansenMiller
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Got my replacement phone today, but I can't activate it in the hell hole that is Irvine. I'll be phoneless until about noon tomorrow.
8:41 PM Dec 18th
from web
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@ I was specificaly referring to people that want no regulation at all and bitch about gas going up $0.20 per gallon.
9:44 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
in reply to dvs
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@ true, but I didn't have room to say that applied to more monopolistic companies.
9:42 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
in reply to dvs
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I have seen my downfall, and it won't be pretty.
9:21 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
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Just saw a 6'5" dude wearing a full length black fur coat. Hardcore pimpin'. Took it off befor I could snap a pic.
9:07 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
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Is there a "You're not a damn cowboy! 4on't wear cowboy boots!" group on Facebook? If not, we need one.
9:02 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
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If you hate market regulation, you don't get to bitch about companies randomly hiking prices just to increase profits.
8:50 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
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Listening to talk radio makes me realize how many people are clueless about how the economy and government work.
8:21 AM Dec 18th
from Twee
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- Name Daniel Callahan
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