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  1. doesn't think diaphragm pain is particularly great when having a sneezing fit.
  2. thinks a joke stops being a joke after so many times. It just becomes plain f*cking annoying after that. "Only winding you up!" – Piss off.
  3. knows the significance of "Boo-boo-ba-choommmm!"
  4. is on her meal relief, chilling out and having ice cream.
  5. "Lumber... Lumberjack! Hooooo!"
  6. feels faint and is going to be sick if this headache doesn't shift.
  7. needs somebody to show her around Fort William. Rolling hills, fresh air and stuff – sounds good.
  8. has just had a really nice surprise from Mikey. :D
  9. is watching tennis outdoors on a big screen.
  10. thinks there's nothing clever or sexy about going out sans t-shirt. I'd rather not see the buckets of sweat glistening on your beer belly.
  11. needs to leave a little earlier today so she can go to M&S and buy something for din dins later.
  12. is home - finally - after nearly being involved in a road traffic accident thanks to some moron on the A40 who decided to drink-drive.
  13. doesn't think much of Kings of Leon fans. I don't even think I had to tell Spice Girls fans more than 4 times when the last trains were.
  14. has changed trains. Somebody on the handle who actually knows what they're doing - like start braking before they reach the platform.
  15. is stuck on a train which sounds like it is having main line air problems. This is why some DMTs shouldn't be allowed near trains.
  16. is going to try and sleep now.
  17. is glad that match on Centre Court is over. A comfort break is needed.
  18. @stephenfry pure genius.
  19. has just had a lovely roast dinner: roast beef with a mustard and horseradish crust. Now washing it down with a generous glass of Pimm's!
  20. is trying to sort out a trip to Bruges.