veritymendax
- Let's all go down the bureau and queue! Good times! Woo! Weau! Weue!1:28 PM Mar 3rd from web
- We've had a few weeks off here at the beauraueueauue. I have to google the spelling of "bureau" every time. It's like "queue" that way.1:24 PM Mar 3rd from web
- I made my twitter page pink with daisies. I feel a bit better now. ::sigh:: It looks like Mrs. Anderson's nips, tessellating. Nip nip nip.2:08 PM Jan 14th from web
- I never even got to see Anderson's wife properly naked.
Now I'm stuck upstate with dragon(s?) and reality t.v. wanks.
I'm a bit depressed.2:00 PM Jan 14th from web
- Admiral GildyWang cannot fill Anderson's shoes (litterally, as Sir OreBollocks is a wee man) and no one seems to care that A. is without us!1:57 PM Jan 14th from web
- However, this is a LIElieLIE. All is *NOT* right in thsi world, as Anderson is GONEgoneGONE, and in his place we have Comandant BrassAss!1:55 PM Jan 14th from web
- I'm assured that we have resources to de-changling all the children (we kept the reciepts) and all will be reset and right in this world.1:54 PM Jan 14th from web
- 8) Lists are boring. Here's the deal: the drama of my peeps-of-origin leaked into the jurisdiction of my peeps-who-pay-me-at-the-mo.'1:52 PM Jan 14th from web
- A border collie! A Gentry weighs as much as a border collie. (Leanan sídhe weigh a bit more, on account of all the frilly underthings.)1:50 PM Jan 14th from web
- Hold on, let me get a scale and the neighbor's dog...1:45 PM Jan 14th from web
- 7) A fey weighs as much as a duck. No, wait... a cocker spaniel? Or was it a labradoodle? Times like this, I wish Rayne had twitter.1:44 PM Jan 14th from web
- Okay, that last one wasn't a lesson so much as a question. 6.5) It's not awkward to be gay if you have a giant, throbbing satellite dish.1:42 PM Jan 14th from web
- 6) When exactly did "my uncles" become universal code for "my gay daddies, one of whom is only a decade older than me, the other one green"?1:40 PM Jan 14th from web
- 5) Any human would bonk Brad Pitt. In lieu of the bonk, an upgrade to first class is rarely out of the question.1:38 PM Jan 14th from web
- 2) THIS IS NOT A NORMAL GOAT. 3) Robin Goodfellow is a fucker. 4) When the word vacation is in quotes, there shall be no umbrella drinks.6:33 AM Jan 14th from web
- 1) The pajamas worn by my coworkers are more adorable than I could ever have imagined. Foster in behearted boxers? OMGFANGIRLSQUEEE6:32 AM Jan 14th from web
- But I am getting ahead of myself! Forget the dragons for now. I present a list of lessons learned on my previous assignment:6:28 AM Jan 14th from web
- I was uncomfortable about extrapolating two dragons from seeing only a wee one, and now I'm suggesting three or more, but... ::whimper::6:26 AM Jan 14th from web
- WAITAMINNIT... If we have baby dragons, do we not have also Momma dragons, but furthermore Papa dragons? Do they do parthenowhatzit? Bugg.5:34 AM Jan 14th from web
- Ah, door number three. I should have guessed.1:33 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
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- Name Agent Verity Mendax
- Location Your local field office
- Bio I could tell you why I'm dressed like a cheerleader, citizen, but then I'd have to taze you.
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