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Daughter has a 2 song playlist on repeat: Heave ho song from Pirates of Carib 3 and MC Honky. Also singing along loudly to both.11:18 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
Took the 10wk old puppy for a walk around neighborhood. Got a couple of "congratulations" oddly.
They do know I'm not the father, right?4:05 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie
Irritated to find that what was supposed to be a quick review is turning into a late night correct-other-people's-fuck-ups session.8:06 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
At a tender age of 10 weeks, the pup is already humping pillows. Not mine luckily...2:17 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
Response to my email to support that their last fix didn't work? Email me back that they're sorry, and then suggest the exact same fix.12:45 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
I'm absurdly fascinated by this compass app. Feel like I'm in Cub Scouts again.11:08 AM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
She seems to have missed the association with pee & poop and is instead ringing so she can go outside and pick up sticks and run about.6:22 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
We taught the new puppy to ring a little bell when she wants to go out. In retrospect, this may not have been the best idea...6:19 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
Last day of 1st grade for girl and she is weepy about it. Don't remember it having quite that effect on me.3:31 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
Just realized it was going to be way to hard to explain what I wanted the doc people to write and am ending up doing it myself.12:31 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
Strangely, I make my living from blood-borne pathogens. So don't be feeding me some bogus prevalence numbers you haven't updated in 10yrs...12:00 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
Taking my yearly blood-borne pathogens test and correcting the choices in the quiz. They really should update these things more often...11:54 AM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie
Girl: "Are those waffles wheat free?"
Me: "Yes"
Girl: "Are they disgusting?"
She knows the drill.4:39 AM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie