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  1. @paul_e_cooley If I get better rum, I think I can forestall the wilting of my wit. HAR! Thanks, sir! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paul_e_cooley
  2. @maladapted I get Gunga Din and Genghis Khan confused. One carries water the other plays polo with yer head. Must be water polo confusing me about 7 hours ago from web in reply to maladapted
  3. @taffer Har! Yer never too young to remember stuff that should have pissed off yer forefathers. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to taffer
  4. @paul_e_cooley I hit 8000 today. That's why I'm drinking and causing trouble on twitter. And Pratchett's works are genius! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to paul_e_cooley
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  • Location I'm On A Boat...
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  • Bio Author of 14 world famous humor novels. Spew forth 3 new non-PC, offensive, audiobook literary abortions per/year. Listen, laugh... or go watch the Love Boat
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