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  1. @Archima An attack on honest veg is unconscionable! Their fate shall be that of unseasonal aubergines http://bit.ly/PDknS #dothegreenthing1:06 AM Sep 5th from HootSuite
  2. The war on unseasonal veg is a series of catastrophes which result in victory. #dothegreenthing6:30 AM Sep 4th from HootSuite
  3. Being a veg assassin is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with unseasonal veg scum. #dothegreenthing6:55 AM Sep 3rd from HootSuite
  4. We are nearer loving the veg who hate us than those who love us more than we wish. #dothegreenthing6:55 AM Sep 2nd from HootSuite
  5. He who is cruel to veg becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of veg. #dothegreenthing6:50 AM Sep 1st from HootSuite
  6. The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the vegetables he has around him. #dothegreenthing6:50 AM Aug 31st from HootSuite
  7. A healthy mind never inhabits in an unseasonal vegetable's body. #dothegreenthing6:50 AM Aug 28th from HootSuite
  8. A loving man can have as his aim unseasonal veg elimination, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence. #dothegreenthing6:50 AM Aug 27th from HootSuite
  9. A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional leafy salad, and the common carrot. #dothegreenthing6:45 AM Aug 26th from HootSuite
  10. Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your unseasonal veg; it has thought much worse things about you. #dothegreenthing6:50 AM Aug 25th from HootSuite
  11. I never hated a man enough to give his seasonal zucchinis back. #dothegreenthing3:45 PM Aug 24th from HootSuite
  12. One-half, the finest half, of life is hidden from the man who does not love seasonal vegetables with passion. #dothegreenthing5:45 AM Aug 21st from HootSuite
  13. Nothing is more powerful than a seasonal vegetable whose time has come. #dothegreenthing5:55 AM Aug 20th from HootSuite
  14. The punishment of those who have loved seasonal vegetables too much is to love them always. #dothegreenthing5:35 AM Aug 19th from HootSuite
  15. I`ve had seasonal veg and I`ve had unseasonal veg. Believe me, seasonal is better. #dothegreenthing5:35 AM Aug 18th from HootSuite
  16. As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best seasonal vegetables. #dothegreenthing5:25 AM Aug 17th from HootSuite
  17. The errors of seasonal veg are venerable because they are more fruitful than the truths of unseasonal veg. #dothegreenthing5:20 AM Aug 14th from HootSuite
  18. Grazing is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with his vegetables. #dothegreenthing6:20 AM Aug 13th from HootSuite
  19. When a man steals your unseasonal vegetable, there is no better revenge than to let him keep it. #dothegreenthing5:40 AM Aug 12th from HootSuite
  20. The best way for an unseasonable vegetable to keep it`s word is not to give it. #dothegreenthing5:35 AM Aug 11th from HootSuite
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  • Bio - To redress the balance of nature and restore the circle of life by eliminating all instances of unseasonal vegetable consumption
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