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  1. @songsstuck Yeah, that might not be worth it for a 4 second GIF. Capital job on the antennae, BTW. 6 minutes ago from web in reply to songsstuck
  2. Oatmeal trivia Q: "Finish the Lyric: Imagine all the people, living...". It says A: "Life in Peace" but Lennon says 2 other versions. 25 minutes ago from web
  3. @songsstuck You should do one from the next scene when Tyra mates with Nigel & then devours him. 35 minutes ago from web in reply to songsstuck
  4. @paulmcleary Yeah, laundry went through a hard period post-slavery and pre-Maytag. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to paulmcleary
  5. From today's 100-year-old newspaper: cost of a good Thanksgiving meal: $3.48/fam of 4 or 87 cents a head. http://yfrog.com/4g8d1j about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. RT @JoeMyGod: New From JMG: Clueless Palin Fans: Sarah Palin's fans have no idea what Palin actually stands for. As a YouTube com... htt ... about 2 hours ago from web
  7. Learn from @Vicemag how to know if you've been at the party too long: http://www.viceland.com/int... about 2 hours ago from web
  8. Like Tequila. RT @maura Things I've learned today: Novocaine's progress is impeded when the novocaine recipient crosses her legs. about 3 hours ago from web
  9. I realized today that Miley's "Party in the USA" is the West Coast version of Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind". about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. New guy at my gym looks like David Archuleta with less "muppet" and more "Filipino". about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @goldenfiddle When someone buys your "image not available" shirt - just send them a piece of paper that says "shirt not available" about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. Adam Lambert's AMAs performance was the entertainment equivalent of a kid getting really wasted & messy the MOMENT he turns 21. about 5 hours ago from web
  13. Happy Evolution Day! 200th anniv. of Charles Darwin's birth & 150th anniv. of "Origin of the Species". about 5 hours ago from web
  14. Off to the gym for Back and Cardio - or, as I like to call it: Lats and Traps and Erector Spinae, oh my. about 6 hours ago from web
  15. My Mom told me today that when she was young (circa 1876) "Gaga" was slang for "to poop" as in: "Don't go gaga in your pants." about 14 hours ago from web
  16. "Actually, it's not a fur coat - it's Bald Eagle. And it's weather-treated with a mixture of whale oil and children's tears." about 17 hours ago from web
  17. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Vegetarians, environmentalists, and animal rights activists may be collectively referred to as "Communists." about 21 hours ago from web
  18. RT @VICEMAG: Dos & Don'ts - "...I’d expect to not look like Kaa from The Jungle Book in a tranny wig." http://ow.ly/ETNj about 21 hours ago from web
  19. From today's 100-year-old newspaper: NY state population approaches 10 million http://yfrog.com/3g49wtj about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. Re-watching Star Trek with commentary track. New level of geek, up in here. 8:44 PM Nov 22nd from web