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  1. Gave directions to the highway to a hipster's mother. Hipster is too car-free to know about an on-ramp less than a mile away.
  2. Eating artificially colored blue corn tortilla chips
  3. Just heard a recording of George W. Bush's voice and realized how blessedly long it's been since I heard it last
  4. Current terrible BART ad campaign is for the New York Times :( Bodes ill for my favorite paper-paper
  5. Ads in BART stations are apparently reserved exclusively for painfully bad ad campaigns. Now showing: Windows 7
  6. Crashing #apachecon tonight to hang out with @noirins
  7. OH: United flight attendant to Southwest one: "Southwest is where all of us want to work."
  8. macchiato: international codeword for "not the drink you are looking for"
  9. OH: United flight attendant to Southwest one: "Southwest is where all of us want to work."
  10. Annoyed by Fidelity ads: "Destination: Starting out." "Destination: Getting ready for retirement." These are not destinations!
  11. Main criterion for choosing Caltrain ticket purchase method: loudness of ticket machine beeps in my ear. Translink slightly quieter.
  12. Fidelity can sell my stock in < 1 second but can't send me the cash in less than 7 days. If only we had... whaddaya call them... computers!
  13. Couldn't find my car and neither could Zipcar! Don't they have satellites and stuff? Remote honk via iPhone app no worky. No Jetta for me.
  14. Just deleted from my .emacs from 1999: ;; Ada stuff ;; I hope to god I never have to use this stuff again.
  15. Recruiter fail: "At X company, we order in dinner most nights!"
  16. Finally realized bizarre overheard conversation in the coffee shop is actually two people reading a script
  17. @AndrePang Your apartment is located in San Francisco. The Venetian is located in Las Vegas. 'Nuff said.
  18. @allisonrandal Your laptop needs rivets like mine: http://valhenson.livejourna...
  19. @kattekrab I'm considering it... Thanks for the heads up! #LCA2010
  20. @eqe At least blue hair is more equal opportunity than grey beard :)