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  1. RT @sagarmalik: If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress (via @ComicTwit)
  2. RT @suddentwilight: Just finished 'cleaning up' my brother ! Beauty treatment in full swing with cousins helping him look 'chakachak'
  3. @nikhiltaneja86 he he he... gas cylinder! baap re baap!
  4. @sheldoncooper Dude, you are amazing! I hope you do win the Nobel Prize before you are 35 :)
  5. @kunalnayyar Dude, we are mere followers of your work. Koothrappali rocks. Btw, are the parents shown on the show your real parents ?
  6. @sagarmalik jyaada goodmorning karega bhagat ko toh wo tereko block karega :D #chetanblocks
  7. @sagarmalik :P he he he...well i listen to them everyday man...
  8. RT @funnyoneliners: Got on the scale for the first time in months and I'm proud to report that I have lost all pride. RT @awryone
  9. RT @The_Troy_Show: Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ? A: K9P
  10. RT @The_Troy_Show: Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse.
  11. @suddentwilight U r the perfect kurkure family!!!!
  12. @sagarmalik I did... Santa is no more :D
  13. RT @smritimiddha: If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  14. @richmondpeck Hey David, sorry for the delay. Wish you a merry christmas (and a happy new year in advance)... missing u on twitter... tc..
  15. @neha19985 same to u too!!!
  16. @kunalnayyar not a bad choice... they look cute :D
  17. @kunalnayyar u r getting to become too Indian than u already are...
  18. RT @debratnanag: Park Street in Christmas reminds of Geometric Brownian Motion.
  19. RT @aplusk: If Star Wars had Facebook, statuses might have looked like this . . . http://bit.ly/7qZeen
  20. @smritimiddha lucky u... i am at home - meaning i have to wake at 8 am no matter what day it is...