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  1. KICK ASS TRAILER: This Movie is going to rock. http://bit.ly/4PTFoK
  2. Perfomring tonight at Three of Cups on NYC. !st Ave and 5th Street. Wanna come and beer with me?
  3. Sure the Jersey Shore is horrible: But did you know that if you dig around on the MTV website enough that you c.. http://bit.ly/7FqqRP
  4. The secret to thriving on the Jersey Shore is simple... Never doubt yourself and if anyone convinces you that you're wrong, hit them.
  5. There don't seem to be a lot of black People on the jersey shore.
  6. I think Snooki may ahve a drinking solution.
  7. I'm watching episode one of the jersey shore. I LOVE THIS SHOW. See you in he'll!!!
  8. @thejamhole I check it sometimes. Thanks.
  9. I'm hungry for pudding.
  10. Victor Vrnado - Breakthrough Radio Interview: Marcus interviews me about my comedy ideas and career. I think I .. http://bit.ly/6FiBLf
  11. BestAlbino Podcast 008 - New Comic Night: Claudia and I are joined by Beth Mcgregor. She funny. She slinky danc.. http://bit.ly/70fAhW
  12. Tiger woods cheated n his wife and smashed his car up. Finally, he has street cred.
  13. We shouldn't test chemical weapons on the Jersey Shore. That would be a bad thing to do... I have almost convinced myself.
  14. When you get your lost phone back it's like being legless and suddenly whole again. - signed Insensitive to Amputees Varnado
  15. Lost my phne in a cab... nice...
  16. I'm making a music video with Rob Cantrell tomorrow for his song "Rub My Feet" We are shooting at my house at 3:00 pm. Wanna be in it?
  17. That's right! I hacked my iphone and dumped AT&T. If you are trying to reach me then email or something, boo!
  18. Lasergunmovie.com
  19. Yow! My cab smells like 30 farts and an old fish!!
  20. Everyone at this party is excited to a dj whose name I dint know at all. I'm old.