Profile_bird

Hey there! variouscool is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving variouscool's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

variouscool

  1. @catdog03 Ay dios mio!
  2. @catdog03 I've never been so insulted in my life. I'm gonna cry in the corner now.
  3. @catdog03 You have the coolest background I've seen all month.
  4. Genius! RT @SusanCosmos "Always remember: Your candle loses nothing when you light someone else's."
  5. RT @SusanCosmos “Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
  6. @CastSoCool The aftermath: smelt like burnt aros mexicano, and shitty bangs http://bit.ly/1Ex8bZ
  7. Hey followers, let's chill on linking to "601 ways to utilize Twitter" and crap like that. Let's share ideas and laughter.
  8. @CastSoCool hahaha! You laughed more though about Reading Rug Roy ralphing baked beans on his left leg. I just wanted to hear a story :/
  9. RT @xGuavah_Go Had a few friends over for beer. Turn on cmptr later to find every folder, paper, and program named 'Penis.' FML
  10. @FitnessChick559 NO Explode works! ever try that? Highly recommend it to do more reps.
  11. @CastSoCool "NO! Not on the Reading Rug!" Then I heard urrbody say "OHH!" and I turned to see her squinting, bangs ablaze, slapping 4head.
  12. There's a joke involving Brett Farve, Jenna Jameson and wordplay on the word "comeback." Need more coffee... #writer's block
  13. To all my followers that did a rain dance for me, thank you. It worked! Check my timeline for proof.
  14. @CastSoCool DUDE! You know how I asked for a cloud/rain dance? IT ACTUALLY RAINED in Yuba City! weird, voodoo stuff.
  15. Why am I an ass? Because you are what you love. You are what you love.
  16. Helping bro move tomorrow. 92 degrees.any indians wanna do me a favor and do a cloud dance? Just half ass a rain dance.
  17. Ever cried yourself to sleep in Belgrade park bench after losing honeymoon money on soccer game? YUGOSLAVIA.
  18. Ever go to jail for punching a mailman for asking if you were Russian while visiting the US? YUGOSLAVIA!
  19. Saved my favorite two for last. My Yugoslavian character needs a name huh?
  20. Ever lost a cousin due to Goat Flu and lack of Medicals within an 80 mile radius? YUGOSLAVIA.