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RT @xGuavah_Go Had a few friends over for beer. Turn on cmptr later to find every folder, paper, and program named 'Penis.' FMLabout 17 hours agofrom web
Helping bro move tomorrow. 92 degrees.any indians wanna do me a favor and do a cloud dance? Just half ass a rain dance.3:50 PM Jul 10thfrom TwitterBerry
Ever cried yourself to sleep in Belgrade park bench after losing honeymoon money on soccer game? YUGOSLAVIA.2:57 PM Jul 10thfrom web
Ever go to jail for punching a mailman for asking if you were Russian while visiting the US? YUGOSLAVIA!2:55 PM Jul 10thfrom web
Saved my favorite two for last. My Yugoslavian character needs a name huh?2:55 PM Jul 10thfrom web
Ever lost a cousin due to Goat Flu and lack of Medicals within an 80 mile radius? YUGOSLAVIA.2:53 PM Jul 10thfrom web