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  1. Wading in water in my kitchen. Clearly, the dishwasher is revolting against me. Will take a shower to see if the bathroom is a sympathizer.about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. For kids with diabetes, there's a DS game for you! http://bit.ly/8CEon7:51 AM Jul 5th from web
  3. Yay! Another blisteringly hot 4th of July! Spending it indoors as civilized folk do. Hope you holiday is at normal human teperatures.10:58 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  4. @jbureson Loving the Aion! Playing with Mann. I'm on the default server. (Siel? Seil?) Ascension is imminent.10:57 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific in reply to jbureson
  5. @Gna555 @cameronboi I also offer escapism.6:54 AM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
  6. @Gna555 @cameronboi You guys okay? Need help saving anything? I'm off from work and free for assistance.6:52 AM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
  7. Yay! The holiday weekend is almost here. I will do productive things like hiding from the sun and spending hours in Aion character creation.3:01 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  8. I'd serve things like Hotpockets, PB+J and cold pizza at My Apartment.10:57 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  9. I want to open a restaurant called My Apartment. "Where are you going for lunch?" "My Apartment."10:55 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  10. I suggest everyone follow @neilhimself immediately. I want balloons!5:04 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to neilhimself
  11. My Wii Fit just told me to go on a smoke break. Well, a break anyway. But for 10 minutes! What do non-smokers do on a 10 minute break??5:00 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
  12. My sunburn now looks like a horrible skin condition. Who wants to see it? http://yfrog.com/181coj WARNING: icky looking7:44 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
  13. I'm removing this week from the annals of time. It wasn't bad, but I think we can do better. This week was an insult to other weeks.5:26 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  14. Feeling nostalgic. I miss buds, going on improptu roadtrips, and making giant organs out of snow. Coffee on the porch and watching the rain.5:43 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific
  15. I'm a horrid shade of red. Note: reapply sunscreen thoughout the day when hanging out in the sun.4:02 PM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
  16. I'm going to go float down a river in a tube for 90 minutes. Someone should make water-proof Internet. How will I be entertained?7:17 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
  17. The third top Twitter trend is "I love Tila Tequila." This makes me physically ill. Quit ruining the brain meats!7:18 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
  18. #dontyouhate when you take Metamucil with breakfast, then forget you took Metamucil-- and eat a ton of jalapeños?6:40 PM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
  19. Last night was the begining of my 24-Hours-Of-Tacos Day. I believe 24 hours of tacos to be an admirable goal.9:27 AM Jun 19th from Twitterrific
  20. Updating my iPhone to the new OS... 20 minutes to go. I'm disappointed. I am a child of the internet and thus demand instant gratification.10:08 PM Jun 17th from web
  • Name Halcyone
  • Location Austin
  • Bio Looking for the meaning of life in a cup of tea and a Kung Fu movie
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