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@cassiebee I'm sorry, honey. She was well-loved and happy all her days. Think good thoughts about her so you'll always look back and smile.
Good night, meat sacks. You're all delicious.
@katemargaret fair enough. But I'd feel wasteful if I didn't consume the whole head. Human heads are a limited delicacy.
What is it with me and this idea edible people these last couple of days?
Though, I may have to pick skull fragments out of my teeth.
Watching episodes of "will it blend". I think brains and cupcakes might make a tasty combination.
Good night, children. Remember, you are all made out of meat. This makes you edible.
Over 9000 people follow Warren Ellis on Twitter. And we all just did his bidding. I am a dancing monkey. Beware my flailing limbs.
@warrenellis hullo! I will assist with the Operation Set-off-Twitterkontrol.
@Quadrashocker I concur. It's incredibly neat.
It's days like today that make me feel justified for knitting in the summer. I lol at your freezing:
It sees rude to give you a 4 day holiday, and then expect you to come back. And work. Pshaw.
@jonjones He's difficult to see sometimes. Creeps along like a damned ninja. Then springs his genius from behind! "Ahhh! Oh Ellis, again?"
@jonjones Freakangels is a free comic written by Ellis. They just took a bunch of comics and put it in trade paperback. www.freakangels.com
Transmetropolitan collection is complete. Now working on Freakangels and Fables. Too many comics-- need library.
Yes. I am that much of a fangirl.
Can't decide between hard cover or signed hardcover of Freakangles. Am I that much of a fan girl?
Boycotting Black Friday. No sale is worth getting this many dumb humans together resulting in a riot for consumerism.
My CTO just caught my picking a wedgie out of my ass. Fantastic conversation starter-- wedgies are universal.
http://twitpic.com/nbej For those interested in kitty things.
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