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  1. "I did not lmao, nor did I rotflmao, but I did lol"about 20 hours ago from web
  2. "Lately, whenever I see you it takes majority of my will-power to stop myself from cunt punching you with the fist of Thor"about 20 hours ago from web
  3. "The funny thing about racists is they have been done wrong by people of their own color way more than by people of another color."6:38 PM Jul 2nd from web
  4. "I'm not with the in crowd, the in crowd is with ME."10:38 AM Jun 29th from web
  5. Of COURSE God isn't real, haven't you ever wondered why it was called the CruciFICTION?11:39 PM Jun 21st from web
  6. "If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?"11:38 PM Jun 21st from web
  7. "well you know how boys are, they think no means yes and get lost means take me, i'm yours"8:57 PM Jun 21st from web
  8. If I was in an orchestra, having sex with the conductor, would that mean I was tromboning her?11:25 AM Jun 21st from web
  9. "Boy, I'd love to show HER absolutely no respect whatsoever"11:23 AM Jun 21st from web
  10. I've lowered my insults to the target market of...PEOPLE11:22 AM Jun 21st from web
  11. "I'm up at 1:51 in the morning, mostly naked, in a closet, looking up pornographic words in german"11:21 AM Jun 21st from web
  12. It made go ewww in my pants!4:58 PM Jun 18th from web
  13. "I was thinking something but it made my brain go all retarded"4:58 PM Jun 18th from web
  14. "I can HEAR you getting a boner right now"7:11 PM Jun 14th from web
  15. "My farts smell like butterscotch, no seriously, they smell like 'butt' or 'scotch'."9:21 AM Jun 12th from web
  16. If the cast of "Party of Five" attempts to make a reservation at a restaurant, do they take them SERIOUSLY? "Party of 7 for party of five?"6:55 PM Jun 11th from web
  17. What with all this catholic priest sex stuff out in the open, doesn't "Church Service" sound a LITTLE dirty to you?6:54 PM Jun 11th from web
  18. God damnit Bradley, how many times have I told you not to sacrifice chickens IN MY FUCKING CUBICLE?!8:02 PM Jun 9th from web
  19. You ruined my face! That was my favorite face! IT WAS MY TUESDAY FACE!6:37 PM Jun 3rd from web
  20. It was so cool, that it made me shit awesome!4:59 PM Jun 3rd from web
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