vandelayinc
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IN RESPONSE TO THINKING OF BEING A GAY MAN: It takes a lot of determination to suck a cock.
12:02 AM Dec 7th
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"I think when she hit maturity she broke up with me."
9:19 PM Nov 28th
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A burn victim who smokes is almost as ironic as Rockwell reporting a stalker.
4:33 PM Sep 29th
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Someone once told me "you can't be right ALL the time!". Well guess what, that fucker was WRONG.
4:49 PM Sep 23rd
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Don't be hatin' on my chinchillas!
9:24 PM Sep 22nd
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"She doesn't need a reason, she's a psychologist"
4:01 PM Sep 21st
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I want to fuck you while screaming, "I SLAY DRAGONS!"
7:05 PM Sep 20th
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Sorry, I have a hard time getting confused
8:24 PM Sep 17th
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If a kid with Progeria lives to be 18, does that make his progeria Warners Disease?
8:33 PM Sep 7th
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"ME WANT MALIBU BARBIE!!!"
12:59 PM Sep 1st
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It's called A.D.D. because they can't concentrate long enough to say the entire thing.
5:54 PM Aug 19th
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"Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?"
11:40 AM Aug 18th
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Can Gene Simmons french kiss, or does he just suck out your soul?
12:27 PM Aug 16th
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It's not what's on the outside that counts, it's how many women you're inside of that counts
9:27 PM Aug 15th
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"It was something about virginity and a dirty bathroom"
7:46 PM Aug 15th
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"Herpes is what you get when you don't have your cooties checked."
11:00 PM Aug 13th
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"Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm a lady"
11:31 AM Aug 13th
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WOFL "wiggling on the floor laughing", it's like ROFL but for special kids
11:31 AM Aug 13th
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"I think it's funny that German doesn't have a word for 'share' "
1:02 PM Aug 9th
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When asked what my favorite part of a woman is, I say lips. She thinks I'm being romantic, and I think about eating her out.
12:44 AM Aug 5th
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