vandelayinc
- "I did not lmao, nor did I rotflmao, but I did lol"about 20 hours ago from web
- "Lately, whenever I see you it takes majority of my will-power to stop myself from cunt punching you with the fist of Thor"about 20 hours ago from web
- "The funny thing about racists is they have been done wrong by people of their own color way more than by people of another color."6:38 PM Jul 2nd from web
- "I'm not with the in crowd, the in crowd is with ME."10:38 AM Jun 29th from web
- Of COURSE God isn't real, haven't you ever wondered why it was called the CruciFICTION?11:39 PM Jun 21st from web
- "If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?"11:38 PM Jun 21st from web
- "well you know how boys are, they think no means yes and get lost means take me, i'm yours"8:57 PM Jun 21st from web
- If I was in an orchestra, having sex with the conductor, would that mean I was tromboning her?11:25 AM Jun 21st from web
- "Boy, I'd love to show HER absolutely no respect whatsoever"11:23 AM Jun 21st from web
- I've lowered my insults to the target market of...PEOPLE11:22 AM Jun 21st from web
- "I'm up at 1:51 in the morning, mostly naked, in a closet, looking up pornographic words in german"11:21 AM Jun 21st from web
- It made go ewww in my pants!4:58 PM Jun 18th from web
- "I was thinking something but it made my brain go all retarded"4:58 PM Jun 18th from web
- "I can HEAR you getting a boner right now"7:11 PM Jun 14th from web
- "My farts smell like butterscotch, no seriously, they smell like 'butt' or 'scotch'."9:21 AM Jun 12th from web
- If the cast of "Party of Five" attempts to make a reservation at a restaurant, do they take them SERIOUSLY? "Party of 7 for party of five?"6:55 PM Jun 11th from web
- What with all this catholic priest sex stuff out in the open, doesn't "Church Service" sound a LITTLE dirty to you?6:54 PM Jun 11th from web
- God damnit Bradley, how many times have I told you not to sacrifice chickens IN MY FUCKING CUBICLE?!8:02 PM Jun 9th from web
- You ruined my face! That was my favorite face! IT WAS MY TUESDAY FACE!6:37 PM Jun 3rd from web
- It was so cool, that it made me shit awesome!4:59 PM Jun 3rd from web
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