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@bittrtwitr That same day D'Asia dropped the F**bomb around a very unsuspectingly homosexual Paul. Oh, moments of our awkward youth! about 2 hours ago from twidroid in reply to bittrtwitr
@bittrtwitr As for museums, remember when I fell off that bench the first day we hung out & you thought I was high? Aw, memories. about 15 hours ago from web
@bittrtwitr You know me the best. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to bittrtwitr
RT @bittrtwitr: @valuhrey just read ur comment about buyn clothes/shoes 4 chix 4 xmas & i literally lmao. ur an asshole, thru & thru. about 15 hours ago from web
It's true @Mendeley & @Papapishu I was at the vagina doctor's. Nice try @ksskss but I think future jail should have orange suits instead. about 15 hours ago from web
Based on my paper bag like attire and look of consternation http://yfrog.com/3gcllj can you guess my current location? about 21 hours ago from twidroid
I am really into http://yfrog.com/auwtsj these rocking chairs. about 22 hours ago from twidroid
And what would qualify as the metaphorical loaded gun pointed at my life's head? My vagina or every dick I sleep with?? Hmm, probs the peen. about 22 hours ago from twidroid
"You're playing RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH YOUR LIFE." Relax, lady. Why didn't I just lie to avoid getting chastised? about 22 hours ago from twidroid
Late late for a not so important date. Bleh about 23 hours ago from twidroid
Photo: self on a good hair bad face day http://tumblr.com/x7g4cw0su 6:27 AM Nov 30th from Tumblr
I spent most of my formative bullshit teenage years wasting away at hardcore shows.How did you spend yours? http://tumblr.com/x7g4cw0bh 6:27 AM Nov 30th from Tumblr
Photo: Rummaging through old closet drawers in search for a pair of clean underwear, I found this vintage... http://tumblr.com/x7g4cvtva 6:16 AM Nov 30th from Tumblr
@bittrtwitr What in the hell is your profile background image? You spontaneously exploding at your museum job? ahahaha 11:28 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to bittrtwitr
@toimpale And don't buy your lady shoes or clothes for Xmas unless it's dark in the closet and you would like to come out with your gayness. 11:24 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to toimpale
@toimpale My core is full of lava just like the planet Earth. 11:23 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to toimpale
@bittrtwitr 2 years ago my mom found a giant box of condoms in my old room as I was packing to move out. She's been desensitized ever since. 1:10 PM Nov 29th from twidroid in reply to bittrtwitr
@Papapishu McCutchen? What a fucking loser. He didn't get the "just friends" memo I slapped on his forehead. Hates me for not putting out :D 12:54 PM Nov 29th from twidroid in reply to Papapishu
And based on color combinations & design patterns one may even be able to discern how frequent a girl is getting laid. Oh yeaaah (sorry mom) 2:58 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
Lingerie shopping time between mother and daughter is never not awkward- from bought items you can tell whether or not one's still a virgin. 2:53 PM Nov 28th from twidroid