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You know you live in a small town when a leak in the courthouse is front page news.about 13 hours agofrom web
Quote of the day: “The most dangerous place to be in New York is between Julia Allison and a camera.”about 16 hours agofrom web
"I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period." http://bit.ly/57BEM5about 19 hours agofrom web
Possible relocation cities: Louisville, Orlando, Savannah, Charleston. Pros and cons? Any to add to the list?about 19 hours agofrom web
I just Googled "ravioli from a can" for some strange reason and the second search result was "Chef Boyardee penis." I don't even..I can't...8:34 AM Nov 17thfrom web