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  1. @jnomina Hahaha, small town @jasonisbell fans unite!
  2. You know you live in a small town when a leak in the courthouse is front page news.
  3. Quote of the day: “The most dangerous place to be in New York is between Julia Allison and a camera.”
  4. "I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period." http://bit.ly/57BEM5
  5. Possible relocation cities: Louisville, Orlando, Savannah, Charleston. Pros and cons? Any to add to the list?
  6. This is quite awesome. http://atticus-flinch.livejournal.com/473373.html?mode=reply
  7. @shineoutloud Now that song is in my head.
  8. RT @staceyandeen: CLIENTS FROM HELL: http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
  9. I love fourfour's .gifs. http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012875c8903f970c-pi
  10. fat = bad. my fat.
  11. GREASY BLACK PEEEEEEEEEEEL
  12. You're a fat banana with a....
  13. Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul
  14. I want a verified account. It's really me, I promise!
  15. It's hard to be taken seriously when your coat is covered in white dog fur.
  16. I am ready for Snuggie o'clock.
  17. In related news, lunch is ruined.
  18. I just Googled "ravioli from a can" for some strange reason and the second search result was "Chef Boyardee penis." I don't even..I can't...
  19. @StaceyParadise Congratulations!!! :)
  20. Living near a waffle house is the most amazing thing.