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  1. @jackiesjunkie Hahaha awesome!
  2. @ryanncoverrr *kisses your uterus*
  3. @julia_eff Awwww. *hugs*
  4. This weekend I am thankful Tim Armstrong was born. http://tinyurl.com/y8nqxq8
  5. #imthankfulfor evolution
  6. @HalSparks is the fucking man.
  7. RT @HalSparks: I like the Straight edge logo "sXe" but I always read it as "sexy"... actually that's true on a lot of fronts
  8. @WeAreTheUsed Rancid - Let The Dominoes Fall
  9. @sly_fuck Aol. instead of AOL. With a period and everything. They should've changed it to Sux.
  10. AOL's logo change just jossed one of my fics. Motherfucker.
  11. @blueandbrady His tweets are ridiculously awesome.
  12. RT @GabrielSaporta: god. fuckin. damnit. paris! do i have to go over to yr house and make you watch me chop off my own dick? RT @ParisHi ...
  13. RT @GabrielSaporta: it's a bizarre dichotomy huh? RT @emmacleek: i find you incredibly smart for a guy who acts incredibly stupid almost ...
  14. I don't really listen to Cobras, but I'm a little in love with @GabrielSaporta right now.
  15. I just clicked on the subject line of an e-mail to a student, and the first auto-fill suggestion was "<3 Lars".
  16. @jackiesjunkie I suspect they are driven by a desperate need to get the hell out of Jersey.
  17. Mike just quoted Cannonball Run and honestly expected me to get the reference.
  18. @InsaneInsomniac Oh right! I never actually wrote it. Because I am a loser.
  19. Before you speak, think, do I have something to say or am I a douche that likes to hear my own voice? STFD, STFU, and send an email later.
  20. Stop asking stupid questions. Yes you, guy behind me. Also stop looking at my phone.