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  1. Flying home tomorrow morning. Everyone think non-plane-crash-y thoughts for me.
  2. @blueandbrady They were not actual cakes you eat but just the concept horrified me.
  3. @Poala_bear That would certainly make my adoption process much simpler. And more delicious.
  4. There is no coffee at this party i may hurt someone
  5. Social events make me nervous
  6. Babies apparently require a lot of accessories, most having to do with poop.
  7. Diaper cakes. What the fuck.
  8. Omfg everything here is purple themed
  9. I am going to my sister's baby shower! I expect to be showered with babies.
  10. @blueandbrady Oh my god ILU too. *beautiful touching moment*
  11. @blueandbrady You are just the right amount of everything with an extra dash of awesome.
  12. @bloodypoetry Awww, I'm sorry. I just heard two women shouting from stalls next to me about going potty and it was so weird.
  13. @julia_eff *hot gay kisses*
  14. @blueandbrady Awww, thank you. I enjoy you as well *kisses*
  15. Thin skanky bottle blond at the theater checked out my tits, then hugged her boyfriend. Wish I was the type of girl to take her home.
  16. Play report: script needed a rewrite, good main actor, bad supporting actors, good message but i've had better sex fantasies
  17. The next adult who uses the word potty when there is not a child present is going to get shanked.
  18. Note to self - easier to sneak water into theater than concert. Easier to sneak knives into concerts. Dont ask
  19. Now we're going to see a play called Harvey. Let's hope there's nudity yay
  20. I saw a statue with one arm and screamed. I am not very fancy. Also am wearing a tank top and used skeleton hoodie