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Flying home tomorrow morning. Everyone think non-plane-crash-y thoughts for me.about 10 hours ago from web
@blueandbrady They were not actual cakes you eat but just the concept horrified me.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to blueandbrady
@Poala_bear That would certainly make my adoption process much simpler. And more delicious.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to Poala_bear
There is no coffee at this party i may hurt someoneabout 17 hours ago from txt
Social events make me nervousabout 17 hours ago from txt
Babies apparently require a lot of accessories, most having to do with poop.about 18 hours ago from txt
Diaper cakes. What the fuck.about 18 hours ago from txt
Omfg everything here is purple themedabout 19 hours ago from txt
I am going to my sister's baby shower! I expect to be showered with babies.about 20 hours ago from web
@blueandbrady Oh my god ILU too. *beautiful touching moment*10:45 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to blueandbrady
@blueandbrady You are just the right amount of everything with an extra dash of awesome.10:35 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to blueandbrady
@bloodypoetry Awww, I'm sorry. I just heard two women shouting from stalls next to me about going potty and it was so weird.9:46 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to bloodypoetry
@julia_eff *hot gay kisses*9:46 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to julia_eff
@blueandbrady Awww, thank you. I enjoy you as well *kisses*9:45 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to blueandbrady
Thin skanky bottle blond at the theater checked out my tits, then hugged her boyfriend. Wish I was the type of girl to take her home.9:14 PM Jul 18th from web
Play report: script needed a rewrite, good main actor, bad supporting actors, good message but i've had better sex fantasies8:09 PM Jul 18th from txt
The next adult who uses the word potty when there is not a child present is going to get shanked.6:46 PM Jul 18th from txt
Note to self - easier to sneak water into theater than concert. Easier to sneak knives into concerts. Dont ask5:09 PM Jul 18th from txt
Now we're going to see a play called Harvey. Let's hope there's nudity yay4:38 PM Jul 18th from txt
I saw a statue with one arm and screamed. I am not very fancy. Also am wearing a tank top and used skeleton hoodie3:11 PM Jul 18th from txt