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  1. @raincoaster HOLY CRAP! I was trying to think of one for that line from Dirty Dancing earlier. weeeiiird
  2. "Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked post-digestion nutrients that high." #1stdraftmovielines
  3. "What we have here, is failure to commiserate" #1stdraftmovielines
  4. For the record: You don't get to bitch at me when I did as requested, but the request was incorrect, and I couldn't have known.
  5. @I_Am_Wesa Beer. Also, would the walnut oil flavor mix well with balsamic?
  6. Just discovered Lucasarts has put a bunch of early 90's games on Steam (The Dig, Loom, Last Crusade, etc.) bot no Full Throttle yet.
  7. @raincoaster Sorry I don't. If I did I would though!
  8. Learned that I *get* to work throught the weekend, but will have Tuesday off before working next wednesday. gee, thanks.
  9. @I_Am_Wesa HAhahahahaha. That is awesome.
  10. Sleep or drive for three hours? hmmm... this is going to be a difficult decisbhjgfcdsxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  11. @raincoaster ...but wouldn't they just ignore the bill? Charge up front.
  12. @ericpeterson Commmin 'round to save the MUTHA FUCKIN DAY-ay! Apparently today was AK's turn to be saved...
  13. @stephenfry "titty-arsed" is now firmly entrenched in my personal lexicon. Thanks!
  14. @EvilCouch Nope, it was a Tim Minchin refrence. I am now going to pick up Anatham though. Looks good and I've wanted to read Stephenson.
  15. I'm...I'm...being followed by a church. Sorry church, it'd take a math for me to follow you back.
  16. No, shady lady with two updates, a sex blog and only following guys, I don't think I want to follow you back.
  17. @Hez Nice! Happy Four-Aught! I'll drink to it when I get off work...at six eh emm. headdesk.
  18. @raincoaster It totally can be, just not with the volume of followers you have.
  19. Makes me laugh: My earlier tweet about my friend going to las vegas for "Amercia's Got Talent" got me the LasVegasSign as a follower.
  20. My friend Manuela is going to VEGAS!!!! http://twurl.cc/16jt Watch and if you think it's awesome, vote for her!