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  1. Trying not to topple the Xmas tree while exercising is an exercise in itself.
  2. I would be more excited about the new Lost previews if I could remember what happened last season.
  3. I'm letting provocative thoughts of eggnog impede my slumber.
  4. @zombiehare Yes!!! I was wondering if that was you!
  5. Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'Ohhonestlyerin'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ
  6. I'm still affected every time I hear Sponge's "Plowed." It always makes me feel 18 & drunk again in my first apartment. Simple times!
  7. @room3designs he has a lot of sass!
  8. I think today's highlight was when Chooch saw me from behind wearing a full length coat & said, "Nice dress, bitch." My mini Nicole Richie.
  9. @katyhardy a bit belated but the new hair is hot!
  10. Ayo, tree topper delight up in here. http://yfrog.com/4a1dvtj
  11. I just fashioned my tree topper from an aluminum baking pan thingie and a McDonalds straw. It's trailer fabulous.
  12. Henry & Alisha are chatting pointlessly about gamey meat. I think I might die.
  13. Alisha's shitting on every toy I want for Xmas by saying it's a waste of money; she's telling Santa to get me a Hannah Montana throw. :(
  14. Although I also choose fashion over warmth.
  15. Gun shot wound or jail time. I choose jail. Alisha would take the bullet.
  16. I would totally eat sausage for Giada DiLaurentis if she invited me to her holiday dinner party.
  17. Realized my tree has a bunch of Stars of David dangling from its boughs. I need to represent some Kwanzaa now or I won't be able to sleep.
  18. Pens lost in overtime but goddamn was that a fun time. I didn't even lose my temper at any Blackhawk fans. Not sure if maturity is to blame.
  19. Little Chicago bitches behind me left. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh. #pens #NHL
  20. I could burst I have so many snide remarks building up.