vaderpi
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"My shoulders and ears are all yours my dear. I hope it comes as no surprise. ... I just want you to know, I got no place to go ..."
about 8 hours ago
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"I sleep with one eye open, so I can see you breathing. I follow your chest home until I, I can see you, I can hear you. Breath in. Exhale."
about 14 hours ago
from web
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@ I'll never tell! ;)
12:18 PM Dec 11th
from web
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Have you ever read over your own code and thought "this code was generated by a tool"?
11:53 AM Dec 11th
from web
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"We're sending poor people to fight other poor people. ... We send them to kill, while we sit on our asses and watch big screens..."
6:46 AM Dec 11th
from web
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"I had a dream last night where everyone was trying. Subconsciously, I knew it was a LIE! And when I woke I knew that it was time to pray.."
12:12 PM Dec 9th
from web
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"People now people now, wherever you are say Irie. People now people now, say Irie after me, Irie."
7:41 AM Dec 9th
from web
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"3 years 2 months 1 week 4 days. I'm always counting down because there ain't no easier way. Trust me. You know that I tried."
1:17 PM Dec 4th
from web
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I finally found a Chinese restaurant that understands the meaning of the words "extra spicy". However, next time "spicy" will do just fine.
5:03 PM Dec 3rd
from Twitterrific
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"Monday hotdog. Tuesday taco. Wednesday hamburgers and chocolate milk. Thursday sloppy joes and burritos in a bag. Friday was pizza day..."
11:38 AM Dec 2nd
from web
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Language wars are counter-productive. The best strategy is to learn them all. (via @)
8:53 AM Dec 2nd
from Twitterrific
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I just realized why I am having so much trouble understanding this code. It's self obfuscating, the exact opposite of self documenting.
8:56 AM Dec 1st
from web
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Happy Thanksgiving too all. I hope you have a fun day!
10:34 AM Nov 26th
from Twitterrific
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"Fire in the disco. Fire in the Taco Bell. Fire in the disco. Fire in the gates of hell. Don't you wanna know why we keep starting fires?"
6:31 AM Nov 24th
from Twitterrific
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"I can't see straight, but the two of you look awfully pretty." -Cooking Wine by Alkaline Trio
10:17 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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I just finished watching the movie Primer, and I think my head is going to explode. Time travel is confusing. Really confusing. Really...
9:13 PM Nov 21st
from Twitterrific
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Why does the Professional Beauty Supply only sell to licensed professionals? Is this some kind of cartel? Are the products that dangerous?
8:37 AM Nov 21st
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Raking leaves in Mamont Park's Japanese Gardens. Come join the fun! There are a lot of people here. :)
6:58 AM Nov 21st
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I have fallen in love with @. It works SO much better than iDisk. Sorry Apple.
6:05 AM Nov 19th
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Overheard at Tuesday Night Dinner, "Who let Arkansas on the Internet?"
6:06 PM Nov 17th
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