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  1. @DawnDarner the rules are almost always different for celebrities. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DawnDarner
  2. @eviltwinsean also, tell sean that if he gets tweetdeck, he can have multiple twitter accounts open at the same time. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to eviltwinsean
  3. @eviltwinsean you are priceless, set. don't forget to puke on sean's donut. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to eviltwinsean
  4. @eviltwinsean you should have made your name shorter, set (!!!) because i can't retweet that last tweet of yours. :( about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to eviltwinsean
  5. @pdxsean you forget that the bottom is the very pits of hell. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to pdxsean
  6. there's puke all over my shoe. it must be monday. 7:28 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  7. @JulieOne nothing. but g started throwing up last night several times so thanksgiving has been postponed until (maybe) tomorrow. 1:52 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to JulieOne
  8. http://twitpic.com/r1m5y The turkey no one will be eating today. *sigh* 11:30 AM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  9. Its thursday. That's all I have to say about that. 8:45 AM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  10. @gift_of_the_fab happy birthday! 8:21 AM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry in reply to gift_of_the_fab
  11. w00t! Night before thanksgiving and oldest son suddenly starts vomitting! This day just keeps getting better and better. 2:55 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  12. @delectable_pet I didn't think about people reading it backwards. Almost like the old carnack skit johnny carson used to do, huh? 1:12 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry in reply to delectable_pet
  13. 3. Jamming burning skewers into my eyeballs 11:39 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  14. 2. Amputation with no anesthesia 11:35 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  15. 1. Root canal 11:33 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  16. What could be more fun than directing young kids in the clean up of their numerous lego toys? 11:31 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  17. @margypsie awesome! 6:44 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to margypsie
  18. @fuzislippers she's also freaking annoying. who knew she could get more so? 5:24 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to fuzislippers
  19. never chop onions while you're angry. i almost chopped the ends of my fingers off. 3:31 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  20. K is the student of the quarter in his kindergarten class! 5:42 AM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry