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  1. @DawnDarner the rules are almost always different for celebrities.
  2. @eviltwinsean also, tell sean that if he gets tweetdeck, he can have multiple twitter accounts open at the same time.
  3. @eviltwinsean you are priceless, set. don't forget to puke on sean's donut.
  4. @eviltwinsean you should have made your name shorter, set (!!!) because i can't retweet that last tweet of yours. :(
  5. @pdxsean you forget that the bottom is the very pits of hell.
  6. there's puke all over my shoe. it must be monday.
  7. @JulieOne nothing. but g started throwing up last night several times so thanksgiving has been postponed until (maybe) tomorrow.
  8. http://twitpic.com/r1m5y The turkey no one will be eating today. *sigh*
  9. Its thursday. That's all I have to say about that.
  10. @gift_of_the_fab happy birthday!
  11. w00t! Night before thanksgiving and oldest son suddenly starts vomitting! This day just keeps getting better and better.
  12. @delectable_pet I didn't think about people reading it backwards. Almost like the old carnack skit johnny carson used to do, huh?
  13. 3. Jamming burning skewers into my eyeballs
  14. 2. Amputation with no anesthesia
  15. 1. Root canal
  16. What could be more fun than directing young kids in the clean up of their numerous lego toys?
  17. @margypsie awesome!
  18. @fuzislippers she's also freaking annoying. who knew she could get more so?
  19. never chop onions while you're angry. i almost chopped the ends of my fingers off.
  20. K is the student of the quarter in his kindergarten class!