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  1. @Jonathancoulton looks like you put on a few lbs there buddy. ;)
  2. eating at t g I Fridays
  3. getting a redbull
  4. enjoying ice cold air conditioning
  5. Harry potter!!!!! #harrypotter
  6. Chedders portion sizes are waaaay too big.
  7. Bruno was gaaaaaaaay
  8. I'm Scott and I have amazing keyboard skillz. Look at me, not using the mouse.
  9. I need just one good summer movie without a political statement. No terrorists, no waterboarding. No breach of civil liberties
  10. @LeoLaporte you sure it's the guy on the far left? I dunno...
  11. I think Seth mcfarland is just bashing popular things on purpose to see how far he can push and still have laughter. :P
  12. @thegreendoor318 that photo is sufficiently terrifying.
  13. Motherlover on SNL last week was pretty outstanding...
  14. I can be the syrup, you can be mah waffle.
  15. Omg... People used to watch tv at the same time it was broadcast?
  16. 24 is a way better parody than idiocracy....
  17. Finally home!!
  18. All up under the covers day!
  19. Peanuts everywhere!!!!
  20. @aurra: gotta watch those peppers....