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  1. @jaybrannan That's nice, Jay.
  2. @jaybrannan Would be there in Hoboken, but I am damned. Guess I will have to exit my casket to come see you when you play in Austin.
  3. @jaybrannan you sooooooooooooooooo love vowel extension!
  4. @nievesn It's the only perk we have over here!
  5. sour cream and onion spicy chipotle jalapeno ranch barbecue bacon nacho chili cheese tots
  6. @jgargis Free Chik Fil A. Friggen A! I did not do that todA!
  7. @jaybrannan What else is there for a vampire! Gotta go. Daylight is coming and I don't want to burn in hellfire. Again.
  8. @jaybrannan yeah
  9. @jaybrannan I believe I may have resorted to using peppery language. Had I been there.
  10. @jaybrannan Perhaps if your name were the main character in a Danielle Steele novel. That would be weird.
  11. @jaybrannan Hello! Sitting here in Penn Station watching you go by. It hurts a little.
  12. In Living Cover. Jay stays sweet.
  13. @jaybrannan Jay, I do. You are a gem for sharing.
  14. @jaybrannan I am also less than three when it comes to swimming. The breast stroke is against my nature.
  15. @jaybrannan Dear Jay, don't ask and I won't tell you about our navy bean soup.
  16. Friends, I now able to tweet again from my phone. The caged bird sings again.
  17. One thing I know to be true, a lot of liquor makes one drunk.
  18. I feel so uncomfortable twittering on my computer. Cry with me. Why did my Blackberry die?
  19. Watching Icelanders go apeshit over "Lick It Up" by Kiss.
  20. My brother is cracking me up about european shower door design. "We're fucking Americans. I'm not mopping a fucking floor on vacation!"