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@MacGyverMonster yeah, i got assigned to the criminal court in the middle of nowhere on california. lame, but still super excited about it! 9:00 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck in reply to MacGyverMonster
I have been waiting for one of these since the day I turned 18. So freaking excited ... http://twitpic.com/mf7ct 6:36 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
got a pre-sale ticket to @andrewbird 's 12/15 Gezelligheid concert! absolutely awesome. the day can really only go downhill from here. 7:25 AM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
ah munna eat choo - http://twitpic.com/mayj6 5:54 PM Oct 20th from TweetDeck
no time for lunch. second day in a row. that makes me a sad panda. 11:24 AM Oct 20th from TweetDeck
@Syfy Twitter win indeed! Great meeting you this morning. Here's to hoping I enjoy Destination Truth as much as I did SGU. 4:33 PM Oct 19th from TweetDeck in reply to Syfy
it's not that i don't like mondays ... it's just that you never know how they are going to turn out. 7:06 AM Oct 19th from TweetDeck
Catching up on tons of stuff on the TiVo. Watched three weeks worth of SGU. A-mazing show. 11:43 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
@Syfy just realized you are coming in to visit our agency (GSD&M) on monday. looking forward to meeting the man behind the tweets in person! 5:14 PM Oct 16th from TweetDeck in reply to Syfy
i forgot how much i love negotiating media buys. this is a complete high. 8:06 AM Oct 16th from TweetDeck
are you a large child or small adult? you look regular. could i get your name? ... are you a pre-op trans-centaur? 9:59 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
being at work late would be more fun if i wasn't alone and there were people around to entertain me. luckily i have the avenue q soundtrack. 5:39 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
i was such the rebel and had breakfast for lunch today. thank you betsy :) 12:40 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
@_chelski_ um if i spoke english that would have read: i DIDN'T know what was happening and then those last 15 minutes. 9:18 PM Oct 13th from TweetDeck in reply to _chelski_
@_chelski_ oh i know! so did i. totally did know what was happening and then those last 15 minutes ... man the tears just started pouring. 9:16 PM Oct 13th from TweetDeck in reply to _chelski_
okay, 7 days of hell starts now. let's hope i can negotiate and finalize this media plan like i said i could. 6:59 AM Oct 13th from TweetDeck
silly nascar and nfl throwing off my sunday night tv programming schedule. *shakes fist in air* a sick man needs his entertainment. 4:55 PM Oct 11th from TweetDeck
it's friday night and i'm drinking wine, taking cold meds, watching tv, and working on a site map for work. new low or complete awesomeness? 8:21 PM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
one of the best the office episodes. ever. 8:26 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
hmm. maybe i do have ADD. i seem to be able to get more accomplished working from home sedated with cold medicine than i do at the office. 1:25 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck

Name Ryan Rutledge
Location Chicago, IL
Web http://ryaninchic...
Bio If you rearrange the letters in my name, you get AWESOME. also, digital media planner, huge nerd, wannabe cool kid.