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  1. wasn't I supposed to have my quarterlife crisis a couple of years ago?time to shake things up and start doing something about everything.
  2. and this might be why i don't sleep ... 192 programs and nearly 1TB worth of TV that i need to catch up on: http://bit.ly/3zOI75
  3. i wish to punch the person that decided people should be awake in the AM. you would think i would just go to bed early. i'm a sad panda.
  4. i pay attention in meetings best when i have something to focus on while i listen to other people talk. evidence: http://twitpic.com/o4tg1
  5. thanks to technology only 1 of my clocks needed manual adjustment today. suffice it to say, it won't be right again until next spring. ;)
  6. planted on the couch to watch the original V mini-series on @Syfy channel and get some work done. yay for being the biggest nerd ever.
  7. i don't eat fish.why not? fish piss in the sea. so do children. i don't eat children either.
  8. love actually is such an amazing movie. no matter how many times i watch it, it's never a letdown when i need a boost. i'm all smiles again.
  9. it's a self-preservation thing.
  10. bottle of wine and watching love actually. this shall be therapeutic. blerg.
  11. This guy is wearing a Peter Pan outfit. I would punch him of I were a violent person. http://twitpic.com/nmlcy
  12. @MacGyverMonster omg Mario & luigi! That is awesome!
  13. the strong food dye in the Popsicle i had before bed last night forced me to spend 15 minutes scrubbing a layer of my lips off this morning.
  14. @megmccurry let's be honest, that hot hunk of a man standing near you had something to do with it ;)
  15. when my clients call me and ask questions, i get really nervous and my voice starts cracking like i'm going through puberty. so awkward.
  16. note to self: next time, don't protect an excel worksheet with a password you aren't going to remember.
  17. awww. best parents and sisters ever. got a care package with candy and a halloween mr. potato head.
  18. @MacGyverMonster the world is in a constant state of crisis so it fits.
  19. really city of chicago/comed?!? street/utilities work at 2am on a saturday morning?!? does not compute.
  20. apples are crisp for a reason. they are not meant to be baked and made all soggy. just say no to baked apples. do it for me.