uselesslyclever
- wasn't I supposed to have my quarterlife crisis a couple of years ago?time to shake things up and start doing something about everything.7:41 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- and this might be why i don't sleep ... 192 programs and nearly 1TB worth of TV that i need to catch up on: 9:53 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
- i wish to punch the person that decided people should be awake in the AM. you would think i would just go to bed early. i'm a sad panda.5:33 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
- i pay attention in meetings best when i have something to focus on while i listen to other people talk. evidence: 7:54 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
- thanks to technology only 1 of my clocks needed manual adjustment today. suffice it to say, it won't be right again until next spring. ;)10:39 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
- planted on the couch to watch the original V mini-series on @ channel and get some work done. yay for being the biggest nerd ever.9:47 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- i don't eat fish.why not?
fish piss in the sea.
so do children.
i don't eat children either.7:41 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- love actually is such an amazing movie. no matter how many times i watch it, it's never a letdown when i need a boost. i'm all smiles again.9:36 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
- it's a self-preservation thing.8:19 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
- bottle of wine and watching love actually. this shall be therapeutic. blerg.7:22 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
- This guy is wearing a Peter Pan outfit. I would punch him of I were a violent person. 7:58 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
- @ omg Mario & luigi! That is awesome!7:42 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie in reply to MacGyverMonster
- the strong food dye in the Popsicle i had before bed last night forced me to spend 15 minutes scrubbing a layer of my lips off this morning.4:48 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- @ let's be honest, that hot hunk of a man standing near you had something to do with it ;)4:20 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to megmccurry
- when my clients call me and ask questions, i get really nervous and my voice starts cracking like i'm going through puberty. so awkward.12:34 PM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
- note to self: next time, don't protect an excel worksheet with a password you aren't going to remember.9:01 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
- awww. best parents and sisters ever. got a care package with candy and a halloween mr. potato head.6:10 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
- @ the world is in a constant state of crisis so it fits.11:44 PM Oct 24th from web in reply to MacGyverMonster
- really city of chicago/comed?!? street/utilities work at 2am on a saturday morning?!? does not compute.11:59 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
- apples are crisp for a reason. they are not meant to be baked and made all soggy. just say no to baked apples. do it for me.8:05 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
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- Name Ryan Rutledge
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://ryaninchic...
- Bio If you rearrange the letters in my name, you get AWESOME. also, digital media planner, huge nerd, wannabe cool kid.
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