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  1. crisis averted. found wine opener. consuming copious amounts of this beautiful riesling as i type this.
  2. my newest dilemma: three bottles of wine but i think the opener is still packed. hmmmmmm.
  3. In retrospect, only ordering healthy snacks from Peapod was not a smart choice. I need something yummy but I only have fresh fruit.
  4. baked ruffles do not taste anything like the regular thing. potato chip FAIL.
  5. Hooray for summer friday's! One small errand to run and then headed home for a nice afternoon nap.
  6. why did i agree to a 830am seminar? i am not a morning person.
  7. Why yes, I would like a cup of soup to go with my constructive criticism sandwich.
  8. make that a drink + watching 7July's tonight show. musical guest = @andrewbird. not a bad mood that his music can't snap me out of. AMAZING.
  9. erg. so f-ing frustrated. time for a drink.
  10. apparently i'll need to purchase a replacement for my failed tivo external hd much sooner than i had planned. tivo filled up in just 2 days!
  11. i'm adopting a pet elephant and running away to join a traveling circus.
  12. my little nap when i got home from work yesterday turned into 11.5 hours of sleeping. i could use more sleep like that.
  13. must resist temptation to nap.
  14. i'm pretty disgusted that this memorial is getting as much media coverage as a presidential inauguration.
  15. holy f. michael jackson died? ... but seriously, if i see another report about it i'm going to flip out.
  16. I don't get how I am not sleepy now. I was 5 hours ago.
  17. found while cleaning under desk: umbrella, 31 magazines, 2 gift bags, 1 yoga ball, 2 m&ms, 1 jelly belly, box of fla*vor*ice, box of papers
  18. can't stop laughing. office manager printed out a spam e-mail and asked me if it was real. she wasn't sure if she'd actually won something.
  19. 4x summer fridays between now and the end of august?!? awesome.
  20. this cube-farm environment is not productivity inducing. for some reason when i'm sitting here my productivity isn't as high as it could be.