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Movie Haiku No. 5 (The Matrix) :: When you shot me, Smith, you freed my mind. Also: Whoa. This is some trippy shit. #haiku6:32 AM Jun 23rdfrom TwitterBerry
Movie Haiku No. 4 (Empire of the Ants) :: Apparently, when running from giant killer mutant ants, everyone trips and falls. #haiku2:00 PM Jun 22ndfrom TwitterBerry
Movie Haiku No. 3 (Jurassic Park) :: You know, you were right. A live tyrannosaurus is a bad idea. #haiku5:33 AM Jun 20thfrom TwitterBerry
Movie Haiku No. 2 (Ghostbusters) :: My girl is a hellhound?!? Prehistoric bitch is toast. Time to cross the streams... #haiku8:50 AM Jun 19thfrom TwitterBerry
Movie Haiku #1 (Resident Evil) :: Fuck! More zombies. Thanks for nothing, Umbrella. (Good thing I kick ass...)6:52 AM Jun 18thfrom TwitterBerry
Haiku #171 (Pre-Dawn Haiku) :: Birdsong echoes through / alleys in the morning dark. / Chirpy little fucks.2:42 AM May 22ndfrom TwitterBerry
I'm headed into the woods for a few days. Try not to be *too* jealous.5:08 AM May 15thfrom txt
This is the third day in a row that finds me lying on the floor using a book for a pillow. At work.4:15 PM May 2ndfrom TwitterBerry
I hear the paparazzi vying for celebreties' attention despite being halfway down the block, three stories up, with the windows closed. Ick.4:21 PM Apr 30thfrom TwitterBerry
Dylan's Candy Bar is overwhelming. And yet the Fire Blow Pops of my youth elude me still.9:33 AM Apr 28thfrom TwitterBerry
Spam Haiku :: increase the spring of / late night couch adventures with / our little blue pill4:30 PM Apr 21stfrom TwitterBerry
I haven't been in midtown at 11 on a saturday night in a loooong time. I forgot how horrible it is. Bridge and Tunnel people, please go ...7:56 PM Apr 18thfrom txt
My meeting was useless. The beer bottling after was better.5:55 PM Apr 15thfrom web
There is a talk show on the Manhattan public access station called 'Foxxi and Bambi'. It is exactly how you think it is.9:16 PM Apr 13thfrom TwitterBerry
