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  1. Doc ordered me to rest today. So far I have scrubbed the kitchen floor and hung some curtains. I think I'll go to work so I can relax. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Watching the today show. Jon Bon Jovi looks damn good in HDTV. I feel pathetic saying this, for the record. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I dreamed my father was lucid, likable, and had ties to organized labor. Three huge opposites there. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Video: WKRP in Cincinnati. He thought turkeys could fly. http://tumblr.com/xmw48ofuv about 14 hours ago from Tumblr
  5. Best part about Thanksgiving this year? No family visiting. Go ahead. Hate me. I'm smiling. about 15 hours ago from web
  6. I escape the home shopping junk only to be stuck on a Spanish channel. about 16 hours ago from web
  7. OK. I am home, in bed, and thought I would look at some TV. But I don't know how to use it!!!! about 16 hours ago from web
  8. Fuuuuuuxccccckkkkkk this meeting is running over. Mommy's gunna blow a gasket. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @jane_bot And offer a megadose of C. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jane_bot
  10. @jas508 audible oooohhhhh. But star. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jas508
  11. @Ryan_Please Queer eye for a Ryan. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Ryan_Please
  12. @Ryan_Please one word: manscapingisgood. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Ryan_Please
  13. Either I cut it or I get @ClinSpahhh to wax that shit off. Don't make her wax you. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ClinSpahhh
  14. Remeber people, the people you see also see you. So don't torture us. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. Same fucking thing goes for mustache hair growing into your fucking mouths. You will thank me after. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. There is nothing remotely attractive about bushy eyebrows. I pledge to carry scissors and use them on your faces from this day forward. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. @stacey727 Do you think someone happened by and snapped a photo? Polish up that resume, sister! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to stacey727
  18. @stacey727 Are you sure it was not an hour? There was an hour between tweets. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to stacey727
  19. @stacey727 I tend to flush excessively in those situations. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to stacey727
  20. Sometimes you just have to turn your back and hope she gets the treatment she needs. Don't look back. 4:02 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie