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Taking marriage advice from someone who's single is like having a personal trainer that's fat.6:00 PM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
20/15 vision. Super vision! Not superman vision. I can't see through walls. Or clothes. I bet they're working on that.1:29 PM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
Heading over to Mann Eye Center for my followup LASIK visit. It's been over a month of perfect vision. I should have done this YEARS AGO!12:38 PM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
Just ran a speedtest on my home PC: 20.5mb/sec. Comcast is good to me...7:56 AM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
Putting off a bike ride in the heat to watch Hunt for Red October for the umpteenth time.2:23 PM Jul 12thfrom Ping.fm
I'm now an A/C repairman. The manual wasn't too tough to figure out. One of my dampers is out. Yeah, I now know what a damper is.6:04 PM Jul 11thfrom Ping.fm
Day drinking and 104 heat don't mix with cute blondes 'all done up'. At Kobain's getting some grub and frozen Arnold Palmers.2:19 PM Jul 4thfrom Ping.fm
